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Nathaniel Tan ποΈββοΈ
@NAAATdecoco
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Joined June 2012
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WE LIVE IN DANGEROUS TIMES PEOPLE. So ga lakaw ko from my gym to capitol area cuz that's where I usually get a ride home. While ga lakaw ko sa sidewalk padung sa San Jose bakeshop naay duha ka laki ga atang sa sidewalk. When I passed by them, they followed right behind me.
I thought I quit Twitter but it's so fuckin hot right now I just felt the need to tweet about it. My balls are sticking to my knees right now my dudes sheeeeeeeeeeeeesh
Sooooo that big fire in Punta Princessa a few days ago was caused by a woman who got home and found his husband cheating on her and then decided to get back at him by lighting the fucking house on fire.
At that age when I sleep on my side for a couple of minutes and then waking up with profound musculoskeletal damage
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COME ON BTC SHOOT FOR THE MOON. BREAK THROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUGHHHH
They say Red Bull gives you wings but I've been sitting here for 2 months already. Where's my damn chicken?
If the 2022 elections was a person, it would be Will Smith slapping every educated voter in the face.
Dad was watching the news and he was like "Nat, you need to leave this country."
You know what? We need a funnier government
Oh shit we gettin paid extra for both Philippine and US holidays. Lesa goooo gas moneh
Bro these jalapeΓ±o pringles are bussin
Testing the limits of my lactose intolerance is my favorite past time.
Politicians: video games make people violent
Also politicians: let's start a fuckin war
Naa nas sawg akong lagay intawn perting initas kalibutan ron oi!
Mom: "Why don't you like pinnaple pizza? Pinnaples are good for your health"
Yea and so are prostate exams but I wouldn't want that on my pizza either.
I was today years old when I found out the reason why shiba inus squint their eyes so much is because of an eye condition due to the fact that shiba inus have a predisposition to glaucoma.
I went from awweeeπ to NOOOOO real quick.
Jamming to Madeon and Porter Robinson while on the job has improved my work efficiency and quality by wan thawsando pursento
*HOT SINGLE GAS STATIONS IN YOUR AREA*
Ready to penetrate the hole of your car for 69.69 php/Liter.
Mama: "Pancit canton again? That's not a good breakfast anak."
*Goes back to watching koreans mukbang through 10 bowls of instant noodles*
If Kraft made a vaccine that would've been my first choice.
Kraft Vac and Cheese
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