Danfua

Will appear shorter in real life

[Danfua @NaaQue]

This entire fucking thread.

[Black College Sistas 👸🏾👩🏿‍🎓👩🏽‍🔬 @CollegeSistas]

Things Naturals didn’t tell you about going natural

[Uchenna. @Favour_Ogazi]

One of the saddest things is becoming so afraid of disappointment that you stop allowing yourself to want things properly.

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

Someone doesn't know what the first rule of fight club is

[Ray ✨🍉 @PacificOfRay]

The dog ????😭

[emD @emD9193]

Por qué quisieras ver a un niño con el pene erecto? 😭

[Danfua @NaaQue]

The intro song to this is really good. 🥰

[nativa de ratanabá ⁷ ARIRANG ★ album of the year @fragmentad4a]

Eles correram pra que todos os outros “fake dating” andassem, desculpa gente.

[Danfua @NaaQue]

😂😂😂😂

[lumière ✨ @dorcas_yahya]

Going to my sister’s place this weekend. God of new clothes, I thank you! 🥹

[Chuck Francis @cfisonline]

as an adult you literally have 30 minutes to celebrate a win until you face another inconvenience

[Danfua @NaaQue]

I guess the weekend isn’t mine.

[Andrew Carr 🤸 @andrew_n_carr]

You guys, I JUST found out about recency bias, its my favorite thing ever

[𝑦𝑎ᢉ𐭩 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘩𝘺𝘱𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘴𝘪𝘴 𝘦𝘳𝘢🧬 @poppyndaisyy]

then okes will call him a bad actor when he is literally nailing the role i was laughing so much while watching the movie

[Derek Devicemanager @IT_unhinged]

We hired a new VP named Michael Lee.

Unfortunately we already have a Michael Lee.

He works in the warehouse.

He's been here 11 years.

New VP gets:

[email protected]

He immediately messages IT.

“Can you move the other Michael to michael.lee2 and give me michael.lee?”

No.

He asks HR.

HR asks me if we can “prioritize seniority.”

I explain that the warehouse Michael has eleven years of email history tied to that address and changing it because someone with a nicer title arrived would be insane.

VP reluctantly keeps the 2.

Warehouse Michael finds out.

Changes his Teams display name to:

Michael Lee (Original)

By Friday the VP is being referred to as Sequel Mike.

He has asked IT to intervene.

Unfortunately nickname management is outside our support scope.

[koreanoli @koreanoli]

Devil Dr. evil

[Danfua @NaaQue]

@pkwesi77 Hope you enjoy it. 😊

[Danfua @NaaQue]

I love a fake dating romcom. It’s soo ridiculous and awkward and that’s what makes it funny. On that note, the love hypothesis was a good watch.

[Ria💕 @Uche_Gloriaa]

Laundry date anyone?

Like you go Dey wash my clothes,I go sit down dey gist you

[Danfua @NaaQue]

And your butt. 💀

[Eudaisio Silva @EudaisioSilva]

ser adulto é ter que ficar lembrando de soltar o maxilar de 15 em 15 min

[Eudaisio Silva @EudaisioSilva]

ser adulto é ter que ficar lembrando de soltar o maxilar de 15 em 15 min

[Papi Drey @Abel_Olabode]

“I went to that tanning place your wife suggested”
“Was that place THE SUN!?”

[Proton @Protonishere]

First date question: Friends or The Office

[Short Skirt Advocate II @Uncle_homepage]

All these yarns about sitcoms, and I'm here realizing that y'all have been sleeping on premium shows because nobody's mentioning The Nanny