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Microsoft put $13B into OpenAI. That stake is now worth $228B — a $215B gain (17.5x return). 🚀

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Just in: Joey Chestnut takes the win again in the hot dog eating contest — that’s 18 wins now!

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Happy 250th to the ultimate underdog: America 🇺🇸

250 years of people getting American predictions wrong:

https://t.co/7RHT4XyXHv

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It's crazy how awkward people act when someone else succeeds.

Not aimed at anyone, just something I've picked up on over time.

Never really got it.

Is it envy or something more?

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Amazon just got the green light to start their own satellite internet service this year 🚀

A ULA rocket launched 29 more satellites, bringing the total past 390. That’s enough to kick things off, but here’s the thing:

About 60% of those satellites went up on ULA’s old A

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Trump ringing those opening bells wasn’t random. Tuesday July 7th is when SpaceX gets fast-tracked into the indices, forcing rebalancing.

He’s clearly pushing retail money into the market while institutions are forced to sell.

Classic bull trap setup.

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FT says Europe is heading for serious job losses if it doesn’t make big reforms. No changes, no jobs. 💼

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Warsh didn’t spell out where rates are headed, sticking with the no-forward-guidance approach.

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0DTE options are now making up nearly half of all retail options trading 📉 Crazy stuff

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Big news: The U.S. Department of Commerce just completely dropped export restrictions on Anthropic's Claude Fable 5 model. 🚀

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We just dropped a free trial for the Unusual Whales API 🐋

Get live options, stocks, and prediction market data. Hook it up to any AI to build trading bots, dashboards, or screeners with real-time options flow and dark pools.

Check it out: https://t.co/iDcm6naRye

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Morgan Stanley thinks de-escalation rotations still have more room to go.

$SPY $DIA $QQQ

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Just in 🚨: Gold $GLD just hit a Death Cross ☠️ for the first time since October 2023 🤯

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🚨 BREAKING

🇺🇸 Fed's dropping $6.6 billion into markets tomorrow at 9 AM ET, just before the US open.

Kevin Warsch is keeping T-bill buys going and firing up the money printer again.

Huge bullish for the markets!

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Sorry babe, but Saylor told me to sell a kidney for Bitcoin. He said it was a sure thing with no risk at all.

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WhatsApp's finally letting its 3B users pick usernames, so you can chat without giving out your number. 🙌 No more awkward phone sharing!

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Breaking news 🚨 Over half of institutional investors are now using AI to do their research.

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CEO of $SPGI just bought $1 million worth of stock on the open market at $429.

Now the price is even lower than that.

You're getting a better deal than she did.

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Warren Buffett’s investing rules: 1) Never lose money. 2) Never forget rule #1. Simple, but it’s all about protecting what you’ve got and letting compound interest work its magic over time. 💸📈