Tim Kirkpatrick

Experienced implementer of various indirect tax software solutions. Inventor. Non-average tax guy. Views are my own.

[Vertex Inc. @vertexinc]

While improving your #indirecttax compliance process might be a top priority for 2025, have you considered how #AI can streamline this task?

Join us on 2/26 for a webcast with @PwC that will discuss best practices: https://t.co/5BczgflK6s

[Houston Astros @astros]

We're giving away an exclusive Gold Box!

Retweet to win.

[mike👑 @TMKirkpatrickII]

Like my coach once said “Everyone else at home, eating Cheetos, watching Bob Sponge Pants”

[Astros Future @AstrosFuture]

#Astros offense in the ALDS:

Home: 15 runs, 20 hits, 4 2B, 2 HR, 9 BB

Away: 16 runs, 20 hits, 4 2B, 2 HR, 9 BB

[mike👑 @TMKirkpatrickII]

Pay. Correa.

[mike👑 @TMKirkpatrickII]

Scored 15 at home, 16 in Chicago. Something is definitely going on at Minute Maid that is giving houston an advantage…

[Marjorie Taylor Greene 🇺🇸 @mtgreenee]

For the last 20 yrs I've been raising a family, creating jobs, signing paychecks

For the last 20 yrs Congress has run up trillions in debt, bogged us down in endless wars, and stripped Americans of precious civil liberties

But they want you to believe I'm the "greatest threat"

[Tim Kirkpatrick @NachoAvgTaxGuy]

How about this? If you vote to impeach a sitting President, and he/she is then NOT convicted, you lose your eligibility to run in future elections. Might make both sides think more and use impeachment less as a political weapon. 

[mike👑 @TMKirkpatrickII]

8 balls in a row and you swing first pitch? Do better Bergman

[Speaker Mac McCutcheon @MacDistrict25]

I was privileged to honor our first responders today as the keynote speaker at Southern Prep Academy. It is truly rewarding to see so many young adults showing respect and support to our first responders.

https://t.co/MFmRkwwtte

[Texas A&M Baseball @AggieBaseball]

The ONLY school with 3 @MLBDraft picks in the top 50 😏

#MLBDraft | #GigEm

[Tim Kirkpatrick @NachoAvgTaxGuy]

@britaaaniii Don't steal my lines 😁

[Tim Ryan @Timothy_F_Ryan]

I'm #PwCProud that we're sharing our #DigitalFitness app FREE for anyone who wants to gain digital acumen as the do their part and #StayHome. I shared the iOS download link in my previous tweet & here is the Android page: https://t.co/HgaqZbtq6Q Use code LRNALL and get learning!

[Yahoo Finance @YahooFinance]

Highlight: “Many companies were able to use layoffs as a last resort,” @PwCUS Chair CEO @Timothy_F_Ryan says. “In our dialogues with CEOs and CFOs, they’re doing everything they can to help the economy and their employees by keeping them employed as long as possible.”

[Tim Kirkpatrick @NachoAvgTaxGuy]

When you're #globalservices you don't expect the flight attendants to be rude to you and treat you like you've never flown before when the gate agents fail to relay info @united

[Tim Kirkpatrick @NachoAvgTaxGuy]

@kevinburkhardt guess we'll see you guys back in Houston tomorrow.. Prob not the expected record coming out of the Bronx. Safe travels on @united

[mike👑 @TMKirkpatrickII]

Gerrit Cole is not human.... 73 consecutive innings with at least 1 strike out. Breaking the former record by at least 30 innings. And 11 consecutive starts with at least 10K’s also an MLB record that he’s still working on... @GerritCole45 @astros #TakeItBackً

[Tim Kirkpatrick @NachoAvgTaxGuy]

Excuse the language in this tweet, but my goodness! That's why he strikes out avg 14 batters a game!