Nacim's Clogs

future pope & wife of dave salo//head coach of the dolphins swim babysitting business

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*Nacim puts hard set up on board*

Everyone: oh my god!!

Nacim: I don't know why we have to bring a God into this but okay

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"Guys taper is about resting your body and your mind. So today at practice you will all be floating Cinnabons"

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First we will warm up by feeling the water *waves arms around for 20 mins * AH that should be good

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*stops practice* "Hey guys come into the first lane for a second" "LOOK AT THIS PICTURE OF MY HAMSTER"

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I know slavery ended a long time ago which is why I'm not gonna explain it to you

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I go where the knowledge goes. Except not Indiana. Who wants to go to Indiana?

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" if you guys wanna go fast, we have to do gymnastics first"

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I'm done with tea, I want beer now-Jean

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*facetimes Nacim to say we will be late for practice* *isnt at practice either* "Hey wanna check out my yard!!!"

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"The NBA and elections in USA are so rigged"

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*stops everyone mid set* "we never actually landed on the moon"

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*doesnt make interval* "Cole go kill yourself"

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*has phone in pocket* *gets a text* *phone vibrates* "AHHHH MY BUTT"

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Don't go to prom kids

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"Guys, dab on 3 for the website cover photo"

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Garbagio up close and personal

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If you drug and only go a 50.00 that's just sad.... You should go at least a 47.00

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Nicknaming a swimmer "garbage" #justcoachthings ❤️

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I saw cartons of rice milk for sale at the supermarket. I didn't know rice had nipples

*insert nipple emoji here*

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BYU? More like Y B U