Nader Vaziri

Too liberal to line dance.

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

Pretzels are delicious no matter if they’re flaccid or erect.

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

The movie took place in a computer, why didn’t they call it Cyber Space Jam?

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

Do cats have to turn on night vision when the lights go out or is it automatic like transition lenses?

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

Is shopping for a used car considered thrifting?

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

@realDonaldTrump #kaga #maga #covid

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

Every white girl I went to high school who has a kid is now involved in a pyramid scam.

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

This morning I text @1800CONTACTS to charge my insurance for an order of new lenses while I was pooping. The future is cool. #multitasking

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

As I get older I’m starting to like Porsche’s more. Does this mean I’m about to hit my mid life crisis?

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

It’s a good day to be alive, what you think David Koch?

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

Grow your beard til it gets big n’ puffy. A month or so later shave it real short so it looks like you lost 10lbs #weightlosstransformation #lifehack

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

The security guard in my parking structure at work said “have a good one” and I said “good man”. I can never park here again.

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

It’s weird to me that people still wear @TOMS

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

Wreck it Ralph is just digital toy story

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

How many different types of beans did they pour boiling hot water on before finally landing on coffee beans?

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

God damn Elizabeth Warren is on point here.

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

Crazy to think that @Nas is the greatest rapper of all time and his son @LilNasX is the greatest country singer of all time #Legacy #iconic #OldTownRoad

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

Crazy to think that #Michaeljordan is the greatest basketball player of all time and his son @michaelb4jordan is the greatest boxer of all time #Legacy #iconic

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

Work from home while working from the office while never wearing pants while also taking a dump #humanuber

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

Are they just called Shepard’s in Germany?

[Nader Vaziri @NaderBoyTellEm]

My targeted ads have been extra spot on lately... and I really hate that they’re working so well.