@carnalhaus I feel like at least .5 of those stars are exclusively because they make good spinach artichoke dip. Not a single other thing goes right in that kitchen
Alexis’ 2nd to least favorite activity is navigating drunk people home but she rationalizes it as the natural consequence of going out with her friends. It must be done even if she would much prefer self flagellation
The entire population of Chicago is in wrigleyville rn and trying to navigate my drunk friends home from a party through the crowd is akin to being in an active war zone