Alysa Danae Calvarese

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

I honestly love baker mayfield. My cat is even named after him. How do I move on from here?

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

If you, too, are thinking of skipping season 2 & 3 of The Crown, it works. Or maybe you have a better attention span and patience than me.

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

@123broke Classic david deflection from the real issue at hand 😅

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

Me: you have to agree women are way tougher than men when it comes to sickness.

David: you’ve never been kicked in the balls.

Is his response relevant to my statement? I can’t decide.

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

Men are ultra passionate about not pouring grease down the drain.

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

@nomadrecluse Ludicrous

[Oaktoberfest @Oaktoberfest20]

17 More Moons. Are you afraid of the dark?

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

@taybooch98 @sarahwhitknee it's good to know that I'm just another teenager. No street creds here

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

@sarahwhitknee @taybooch98 update: I'm insulted

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

When David's charger is broke as <<<< 😐

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

@SoloBrolo_dc good thing I'm just too cute and you can't get mad at me 💁🏼

[Ace Boogie @BIGgucciACEboog]

The dead shall rise @NaeNae_00

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

@BIGgucciACEboog 😂 it was just a little misunderstanding between me and the pups. Lack of communication if you will.

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

Stress eating so big right now

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

@SoloBrolo_dc I love you. So much.

[Ashley McCann @_mccann32]

Date night with @NaeNae_00

[Ashley McCann @_mccann32]

Making breakfast for my loves @NaeNae_00 @collinriley1515

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

"I'm not sure there's anything worse than causing those whom God loves, to question whether God loves them."

[Ashley McCann @_mccann32]

mentally preparing to deal with these heathens but hey at least I get to work my friends 👍 @NaeNae_00 @collinriley1515

[Alysa Danae Calvarese @NaeNae_00]

@taybooch98 go bananas eating bananas.. #nurse