PrincesaConsuelaBananaHammock

[M @MConurbasic]

SOUTHPARK es todo lo que está bien

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@WhiteHouse Make America Gag Again 😏

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@BasedMikeLee Who’s mocking what? 🥸

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@WhiteHouse

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@WhiteHouse I hope y’all go down.

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@mrddmia Eat a bag of dicks Mike.

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@DHSgov @ICEgov Protecting American citizens?? Yall ain’t even paying your military whose are serving and protecting your asses while you be posting stupid shit like a heartbroken teenager.

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@DHSgov

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@WhiteHouse America is wealthy? Then pay your military personnel.

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@DHSgov Man I love happy endings 🥰

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Bruh ☠️ lmfao they’re cooked @Pokemon @NintendoAmerica

[Homeland Security @DHSgov]

Gotta Catch ‘Em All.

[PrincesaConsuelaBananaHammock @Naichuu22]

It's only half-past twelve but I don't care
It's five o'clock somewhere

*me ordering whiskey with lunch 🫠

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Not me sipping on wine while application for jobs ✨

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People scrolling or taking selfies on public restrooms when it’s the only bathroom pisses me tf off.

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I said “I want to be babied so bad today” and babe came back from work and got me a tub ready with bubbles, lights and soft music, wine and candles. If you ever ask why I’m marrying this man 😭🤍

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@mIlassdDd Para la proxima vez despues de un buen rato hablando dile que eres cybersecurity y trabajas para la CIA y que tienes au ubicacion que para eso le estuviste hablando por tanto rato y que lograron ubicarlo jaja se les llena el culo de preguntas. Es mi tip favorito 💅🏻

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Mi mama leyendo un diario intimo que encontro en mi pieza de cuando tenia 7 años adelante de toda la familia ☠️

[Culture @CultureHOF]

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[PrincesaConsuelaBananaHammock @Naichuu22]

No me entra en la cabeza lo viejo que se puso Ludovico Di Santo y me acabo de dar cuenta que ya no tengo 15 años y que el tiene como 50 jsjsjs lpm

[culture @notgwendalupe]

a thread of celebrity mom moments in honor of mother's day: