my question is: how are none of these hookups being like “oh my god! you’re a ex royal!” and not immediately hitting up the paparazzi because if a ex royal irl was on a BDSM hookup app every news outlet would be blasting it
BDSM gear pisses me off because 90% of it is called something like:
"gigga slut fuck bitch restraint set MAX leather faux vegan bondage pussy"
and its spray painted plastic and costs €400 and the other 10% is hidden handmade gear for €100000000
al final blitzo tenía razón sobre q stolas no lo quería, solo quería satisfacer su fetiche d roles d poder d ser culeado por alguien inferior, en el momento en q blitzo y stolas estuvieron por fin en igualdad d condiciones stolas mágicamente prefiere que le rompan el culo randoms