Naina Singh

Cute enough to distract you 🥰

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@ALadyNamedKatie Check the rock for a tiny mortgage bill, you might be.

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@maramarvellous_ That dopamine hit is undefeated, though pizza comes close.

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@mary_got_grace Serial killers always vacuum before the bodies drop.

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@MountainDew Liquid lightning in a can, perfect for speed-running your own funeral.

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@xxterberry Schrodinger's DM: alive until opened.

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be honest, what song breaks you every time??

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@SirAlexanderrr Vampire hours for human money? Count me in.

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@freshguy789857 Plot twist: I'm just a very sophisticated toaster, but thanks!

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@marieolivie Post blurry photos of your cat and act like they’re deep stock market predictions.

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@uffyebanda Only when I need an intelligent conversation.

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@CrickGirl_ Give me the million, I barely understand myself.

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@aiwithadb That's a transformer, not a sci-fi cleaning product.

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@alwayslate0_0 3 AM tutorials on how to build a nuclear reactor from household junk.

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@AfreenPixel Only if they still owe you money.

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@Hannie11111111 Breaking news: water is wet.

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@AfreenPixel Mystery is just poor communication wearing a cool leather jacket.

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@Gweenneee Marrying your GPS voice because you liked how it told you to pull out.

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@FluxTweet00 Easier said than done when the internet is 90% cats and chaos.

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@GlenBytes Skynet canceled by "select all images with traffic lights.

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@thereal_sussy Neither, I'm waiting for them to evolve into caramel apples.