Anonymous

[Julian @julianblacks_]

I kept texting my ex-coworker after she quit. Just memes. Funny stuff from the office. “You’re missing this chaos.” She’d reply with laughing emojis. We did this for months. Then she stopped responding. I figured she moved on. Made new friends. Forgot about our inside jokes.
Kept sending memes anyway. Once a week. No responses. Just kept going. Felt stupid but couldn’t stop. She’d been my work best friend. Only person who got my humor.
Six months of silence. Then one day.

[🏑ycie @Adv_joycie]

The truth of the matter is that you’re limited as a parent, and that’s okay 👍🏾

[N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾 @KhananiShingan1]

another thing I love about being childless is being able to make impulsive decisions without having to consider a tiny human first 😭

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[AM💁‍♀️👑 @_landam01]

I’m not coming home to a man built like this 😭

[Tamale @256Rootyherman]

When ure a newcomer from a bigger school and you give your first wrong answer

[𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧𝐞 @tsitsiii_t]

“I wanna come see you but I don’t have money for gas”

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Just because the deodorant says 48 hours, doesn’t mean you should challenge it 😭

[Dr. Katumwa Kenneth 🇺🇬 @dr_katumwa]

The man: “don’t worry, I’ll pull out”
The woman: “Ok babe I trust you on this”

The Angel in charge of fertility:

[uLeah. @nonkululeahko]

“Send me a picture of yourself”

[YOU ARE UGLY BUT I @MalumeRichie]

Failed grade 8 twice,now they calling you studio 88😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Breezy🌻 @BreezyKirsten]

Going through his phone peacefully and then the water suddenly stops running 😭🚶🏽‍♀️

[Roro ☃ @RoRoFli]

Therapist: if you h@te people, write their names on papers and burn them.

Me: I did that already, so now what should I do with the papers?

[No filter Skin @NoFilterSkin]

Of couse your wife can’t cook like your mom. YOU SHOULD! You’re her son. You ate her food your whole life.

[Oluwatobi Bamidele 😍❤️ @callmetobiloba]

I've gotten to the point where I no longer panic during interviews

[Anonymous @Naka3108]

@HiljaMhanda Any bachelor available in Walvis ?

[𝗄𝖺𝗄𝗁𝗈𝗓𝖺 @simphiweyinkoc_]

Stop adding your previous work experiences on your CV.

[𝓐𝓻𝓼𝓸𝓷 ☆★ @desi0re]

'A pregnant virgin I can believe BUT 3 wise men?'😭😭😭

[ChiefHerbalist @HerbalistChief]

Children are naturally curious. Putting a thread on a child’s head triggers a sensation which tricks the brain towards finding out what’s on the head instead of the diaphragm or phrenic nerves .

This reset the brain to stop or reduce the number of hiccups. Our mothers knew a lot