Lionels 🍉🇵🇷🦇

“They thought I was crazy,, but here I am,, with Bayonetta 3 gameplay” #1 Bayonetta 3 fan and dedicated Lifeweaver kisser

[Lionels 🍉🇵🇷🦇 @NalimaLune]

MANIFESTING BAYONETTA 3 FOR NINTENDO DIRECT TOMORROW

[tasha🇳🇬🏳️‍⚧️ GALAXYCON '26 @tashakanxo]

them niggas racist as fuck with no motion i could drop a five dollar bill around an argentinian family of 17 and them niggas will fight to the death over it like rabid dogs

[miffy𝜗𝜚🇵🇸 @NANAMITHEWORLD]

moving out of ur parents house is basically a luxury now in america. actual failed state

[Taylor 🔥 @TheArch3rTaylor]

They already tried this in the '70s, and it was repealed right after the first winter bc kids got killed on their commute to school bc it'll end up being fucking dark until like 10 in the morning

No thank you

[HARLAN HILL 🇺🇸 ✝️ @Harlan]

AOC is right. A medical emergency is one thing, but they found a sitting congresswoman in a nursing home a while back. It’s getting ridiculous. We need term limits now.

[g. @GeauxGabrielle]

Y’all also need to shoot anyone telling you that you can simply wash off a parasite embedded into the skin and even the folds and creases of alot of this produce. A parasite that is resistant to bleach, chlorine, and vinegar by the way.

Signed,
An epidemiologist

[ArceusBowser @ArceusBowser212]

Y'all really did vote diarrhea forever bruh 💀

[Animal Mother 🐺🗡️ @Engxxxge]

The Taco Bell blame is weird bc when Chipotle’s lettuce was the source of E.Coli nobody said shit

[Stephanie Ⓥ @SVcrazycatlady]

Proof that Senators are completely useless if any random person can just be dropped into it like this:

[Chi Ossé @OsseChi]

NYC summer ending with diarrhea and wildfires

[🌱 stick 🌱 @briggityboppity]

The fruit and vegetables have explosive diarrhea parasite, the livestock have screw worm, and the lone star tick is making everyone allergic to meat and dairy

Greatest country on earth baby o7

[best of avatar @avatarbestof]

child of war

[More Luigis Needed @LisaA311]

People think this is parasite will give them the squirts for a day or two. People have no idea

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[Pea @PoopingIRL]

Thank god

Seriously what the fuck, like why is it even a question "should we merge our military with a foreign power"

Why is it even this close?

[river moon @kissmeriver]

oh but i have to respect them? FUCK YOU HOES 😂

[M.J. Salem @M_J_Salem]

People this is deadly serious.

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[ems 🫧 @atotalposer]

it’s peak summer and 104 degrees outside and we can’t have salads or berries or fruits or greens of any sort

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

There’s worms in the beef and there is poop on the lettuce and tomato. Cheese isn’t real and the ketchup gives you cancer. They’ve ruined the burger. And we just watched.

[Democrats Deliver @DemzDeliver]

🚨 Democrats have introduced a bill to ban ultra-bright headlights that blind drivers on the road.