namandix_x

Here's to all the kids who have never found their name on anything in a souvenir store

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

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[namandix_x @NamandiL]

Toooo accurate

[ᴍᴄᴍxᴄᴠɪ @anesuishec]

Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car”

Me:

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to mold you in something else is the greatest accomplishment

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

Currently: anything with a heartbeat will do https://t.co/2SNGgRBL4x

[𝒮𝓊𝓃𝓈 🕊 @sunellmari]

2007: i want a vampire boyfriend.

2009: i really want a werewolf boyfriend

2012: okay i want a boyfriend that protects me from the Capitol

2018: i just want a boyfriend.

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

The only thing my ex hasn’t fucked, is off

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

Die probleem met te lank single wees is, jy raak so selfstandig en onafhanklik van liefde dat mense jou sien as "vol kak " maar eintlik het jy n dieper vrede wat jy nie wil opgee vir iets tydelik nie.

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

Women might be able to fake an orgasm, but men can fake an entire relationship.

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

The only thing worse than a woman on her period, is a man on his

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

2018 you son of a bitch. We've been looking for you since last year

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

The four most beautiful words in our common language: 
I told you so.

[LeeSyre🔥 @makeleni_leeyar]

Witchcraft is when 🙅😑you've been praying for South Africa and your prayers are answered in Zimbabwe instead 😠😕#Mugabe

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

Preach sister!🙌🏼 https://t.co/GCjVEElR2c

[lindy @Lindyyay]

Why do men always kiss and tell
klomp vkn skinner bekke

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

The uglier the snapchat, the tighter the friendship

[namandix_x @NamandiL]

Life's big question: Are you really that attractive or is your selfie game just strong

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

find what you love and let it ignore your whatsapps