john doe jersey.

Drummer for @NAWHPDX. I try to be funny. I often fail.

[john doe jersey. @NameAndAFace]

Rest in Piss. Make with that what you will.

[john doe jersey. @NameAndAFace]

@drumeo Abide Mr. Thaxton with great haste. Please and thank you. 🫡

[Tony Thaxton @tonythaxton]

I want to be on @drumeo.
Pass it on.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

20% ON THE EU, 34% ON CHINA, 46% ON VIETNAM, 24% ON JAPAN, 49% ON CAMBODIA, 25% ON SOUTH KOREA, 36% ON THAILAND, 47% ON MADAGASCAR, 38% ON GUYANA

[Lofi Girl @lofigirl]

The work is mysterious and important.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

can’t think of one good reason they didn’t bring back What Up With That for SNL50

[jaboukie @jaboukie]

if i was drake rn id be fetal position under a weighted blanket watching pre-wheelchair episodes of degrassi on an overheated macbook pro turnt on its side

[john doe jersey. @NameAndAFace]

I can’t believe I’d ever have to say this, being a white man and all, but Kanye West does not speak for us. 🙅🏻

[john doe jersey. @NameAndAFace]

Taylor Swift popping out to sing the chorus for “Bad Blood” after a stadium full of people chant “A MINOOOOOOOR” is definitely the biggest flex. Plus, she’s already gonna be at the game. It makes too much sense. 😛

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

(other than SZA)

[john doe jersey. @NameAndAFace]

drinking caffeine everyday means you’re a drug addict btw

[bobbi loves vampires ❤️ @hiimbobbi]

Create a fake problem.
Solve the fake problem.
Look like a hero.

And people are going to fall for it so fast too

[john doe jersey. @NameAndAFace]

TikTok was the only platform that I was unable to get my username on… I don’t know who you were, other @NameAndAFace, but just know that if you take my name again somewhere else, that site will also become a target of of the U.S. government and be evicerated. 😈 #YouveGotOpps

[john doe jersey. @NameAndAFace]

I have no doubt this woman was poisoned at some point due to her treatment of the people that handle her food. However, something tells me it wasn’t unprovoked and confirmed biases she already had prior to dining at the establishment… Self-fulfilling prophecy-type beat. 😵‍💫

[jp @jptr_00]

i finally made it to the paranoid schizophrenic side of instagram reels

[john doe jersey. @NameAndAFace]

To those worried about the impending TikTok ban, here’s my prediction: In Trump’s first 100 days, he will reverse the decision, attempting to sway Gen Z voters and once again position himself as a man of the people and someone who cares about free speech.

Sorry if I’m wrong? 🤷‍♂️

[john doe jersey. @NameAndAFace]

I’m starting to consider the possibility that humanity is too stupid to create an A.I. capable of understanding the harm we cause to the Earth, thus negating any fears of a robotic uprising.

We can barely make these things write a convincingly human-sounding essay. C’mon… 🤦‍♂️

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

2024 movies collage poster.

Illustration by Kyle Hilton for @EW

[SARAH SQUIRM @SarahSquirm]

long live Anora Menorah

[T @tylerthecreator]

THIS IS WHY I MADE STICKY!!!!!!

THIS IS WHY I ARRANGED IT THAT WAY

THIS BEAUTIFUL MY HEART IS FILLED

[KNICKS IN 5💙🧡💙🧡����🧡 @alsostephenking]

sleepy joe you’ve got two months. go crazy. eliminate all student debt. legalize marijuana. make tampons and condoms free. ban cybertrucks. shit in the oval office’s air vent. kidnap barron. the world is your oyster buddy