This news is literally everywhere.
Tom from MySpace is coming back?
The meme that continues to live on?
Betting on $TOM. If I’m wrong, then get out of the trenches and never come back.
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Insane
"We're just waiting for the right time to do it. And if that one doesn't work, we'll do it again"
This is a failsafe play. Time will tell. Long term hold till MySpace relaunch, then… boom $TOM. Greatest meme to ever live.
https://t.co/hW7TfKySsy
The owners of MySpace say they are planning to relaunch the social media platform
"We're just waiting for the right time to do it. And if that one doesn't work, we'll do it again"
Meet Bumpy!
This enchanting little chap was rescued over the weekend. His mother likely died defending him in a territorial fight and when the Kenya Wildlife Service found him, he was huddled beside her body. They rescued him and placed him in our care.
This was Bumpy's first night with us, snuggled next to Keeper Simon. Simon put his mattress on the ground and the tiny hippo nestled by his side, swaddled in his cherry blanket. After his fraught ordeal, he finally felt at peace and slept soundly in the crook of Simon's arm.
Now, you can become part of Bumpy’s journey — read his full rescue story and support him through an adoption: https://t.co/sR6w4FUvNN
Took a position in $Bumpy here
The story tugs at the heart strings in so many ways..
Imagine being only one week old where your whole world is essentially your mum because she’s the only one around to protect you, the only one to teach you about your surroundings
For you it is a scary and dangerous place.
All of a sudden you hear a loud commotion, you see your mum fighting with another that looks just like her, she fights fiercely and manages to fight off the aggressor but is hurt badly in the process
You watch her as she slows down to look at you one last time with love before laying down
Mum must just be exhausted from the fight and just needs a nap as always, so you snuggle up next to her
She’s laying down like she’s asleep but doesn’t get up when you call for her.. you keep calling for her but unlike before she doesn’t respond, she doesn’t snuggle you to let you know everything is fine, instead it’s just silence as her body gets colder and colder..
Little did you know she died in a last act of love, to protect the one thing dearest to her.. A demonstration of a mother’s love incomparable to anything else, in hopes that you will survive in this harsh and brutal environment
You don’t understand what has happened or what you’ve just lost.. all you want is for her to get back up so you can continue following her like a shadow.. like you’ve done all week..
It’s almost dinner time as well and the only source of nutrition you have is milk but mum still hasn’t gotten up..
So you lay there, hungry, cold, alone and afraid for over a day
Nudging her, crying out for her, begging for her to get up
After crying for what feels like eternity, you hear something moving towards you in the distance
You see a group of people gathering around you
You’re afraid but you can’t leave your mother’s side, she’s all you know..
This is when you meet the heroes from Kenya Wildlife Service and @SheldrickTrust
For the first time in over a day, you’ve felt some warmth as you snuggle up against a keeper’s arms
You’re not sure where they’re taking you but you trust that you are safe because mum always neutralised any threats around you to make sure you’re safe
This is the story of $Bumpy
A start to life so tragic that it touches the hearts of all who come across it
Memecoins aren't dead because of hold times or bundles or any of the million conspiracy theories.
It's the lack of marginal buyers
If a trencher buys 1% of a coin at 100K mc for $1K and the coin somehow goes to 10M
Doesn't matter if the coin cures cancer, 99% of lowcap trenchers will mercilessly unload clips if they're up 6 figs
In order to offset their sells, you need 100k net new buys at 10M
Pair this with nearly no net new buyers in a year, we're out of willing buyers at the higher MC's
Pair that with the fact that dudes are obsessed with buying 3, 4, 5, 10% sub 1M...
Bonding curves are solved
The desire to speculate isn't dead and I'm happy to be proven wrong but until there's a new mechanism, I don't expect ceilings to be broken
Retardmaxxing is the key to happiness
Overthinking gone - You are retarded, you have no thought process
Stress gone - You are retarded, you take action and kill stress
Confidence - You are retarded, you don’t care what people think
Be retarded.