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Aw, dang it

[lavenza 🍵|| sleepy.tea @sle3py_t34]

my philosophy professor got mad at me today cuz he said “lets say a woman is a misandrist and she gets a man to fall in love with her and gets pregnant and makes him very excited to have a child then aborts it” and i muttered “beast mode” under my breath and he heard me

[Unfortunately Present @NANIDOUCHE]

@B00G3R_A1DS Yes, yes, a thousand times, yes

[Unfortunately Present @NANIDOUCHE]

@bewitchily Can't even go to Ao3 and read fluff about them, this sucks 🥹

[Messy ☀️ BUSY IN CAPSTONE HELL @sol_1x1]

(1/2) #spcreek

[meow @meowscottie]

grown man defends his wife from hate and is called a cuck omg some of yall dont deserve to be loved

[Unfortunately Present @NANIDOUCHE]

@OtomeBlkGrl Your pfp is adorable btw

[len @cottoncrem]

he's so gentle with his baby boy

[∘ ♫˚𖦹∘Rayfish🦌˚🪽∘ @Johncoleslaw106]

Being hungry in someone else’s house

[Unfortunately Present @NANIDOUCHE]

@poomwwa Love how Robot Rick held Morty's hand as they went down, so cute

[Unfortunately Present @NANIDOUCHE]

@kirkspend Miami Morty deserves a redraw so bad, like, his character design is so cool but why he got that lollipop in his mouth like that c'mon now

[julia @swampful]

how it feels to have a birthday

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@amikyos @whyisaasi While holding eye contact with someone

[Unfortunately Present @NANIDOUCHE]

@abd_ullah11112 Only thing I'm thinking about is how with 1. You get a little privacy when someone enters your room and you're in bed. But with 2. You get to see who's at the door immediately

[Unfortunately Present @NANIDOUCHE]

@4mortyy IM CRYING THEY REALLY JUMPING HIS ASS

[senshi @senshi_real]

eu procurando na bíblia onde que fala que clonar cartão é pecado:

[َ @serbastien]

*finds the clit*
ehhh guys…you might wanna come see this

[Unfortunately Present @NANIDOUCHE]

@AftonIsReal Alright nigga damn I'll give you a follow

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

that “get a load of this guy” hand gesture is easily one of the top 2 hand gestures of all time

[Unfortunately Present @NANIDOUCHE]

@DuckoFlockston @14152651sS3xy That's so fucking funny I'm crying 😭

[Steve Coulier @stevecoulier]

@ieatantz Dick-smallening cream.