Nanook

My name is Nanook professional park runner, sleep enthusiast, bin bag explorer and guardian of the letterbox. I live with my two humans boot lady and beard man.

[Charlotte Hardiman @SnarlesXavier]

Still not well, thankfully I have a spooning partner who clearly needs a nap. I thought I was the grumpy one.

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

How dare someone walk past my window! #dog #guarddog

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

@Mooglebake your jacket smelled nice so I decided to taste it 😊

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

I wouldn't be stupid enough to get in the box! Unless there was food, okay then I might fall for it.

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

@Jesse_the_cat there's cheeseburgers in the Internet?!

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

I was so happy Beard Man came home I thought I'd show him how much I missed him by pissing everywhere!

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

I just stole a candy cane from Boot Lady. I didn't like it so I took it to the garden and crapped on it, humans and their crappy food! #dog

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

This is Cushion, she is the love of my life. ❤️ #dog #imalover #wemustkeepoursecretlove

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

@Jesse_the_cat are you one of the lucky cats that wasn't sucked into the Internet?

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

Unlike Boot Lady and Beard Man I'm never grumpy in the morning! #itsmonday #dog #woof

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

@ingaj66 If he eats out the bin tell him off and send him into the garden for a bit, that's what he does to me 😔 #beardmanismean

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

Boot Lady and Beard Man come in from a night out and are still puzzled where I got that egg from...if only they knew!

[Nanook @nanookoftheNW]

I've finally figure out how to use the machine with all the cats trapped inside. I haven't found any yet though :( #onlinedogproblems