nansea._

Her thighness 🌹 | Corporate Girlie 👩‍⚖️|Human Rights Defender ✊🏾| Arsenal

[nansea._ @Nansseaa]

📌

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

Two years from now, at this exact time, I'll be standing in the places I used to dream about. Send this to yourself.

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

Me watching people my age afford a wedding while I'm still recovering financially from buying sunscreen.

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

POV: finding out the price of furniture after moving out of your parents house

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Sawa Jordin Sparks.

[ba sing slay 💅🏽 @kigutasheilaa]

Nothing worse than being robbed in cbd and then someone goes “woiye wamekuibia” 😂😂

[coco ᥫ᭡ @Cocobby02]

1 April

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Mzinga ikianguka na Wines zote za mtaa zishafungwa

[Waithira_Thuo @thuo_waithera]

We will never repay Omtata even in a thousand years. What a man!!

[nansea._ @Nansseaa]

@gacikiraMD Hi, guardians are exempted in the PWD Act, 2025.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Seeing my man tomorrow na nafeel venye watoi hufeel wakienda school trip

[Timoshenko @Kianangih]

Kenya power, can we have the blackout today please at exactly 7:00pm?

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

Hizi vitu ata hazifika 500 bob for you to humiliate someone like that.

[Miss Martini 🍸 @mukami_martin]

Nabii, si ni wewe bado ulikuwa Ol Kalou

[Kimanzi®™ @Kimanzi_]

Annual update: 2026

[Skippy 🦋 @AonjelaPel]

Uuliwe juu ya tweet, uuliwe juu ya kuuza mask, uuliwe Kwa nyumba yako, uuliwe unprovoked. EI EI EI 😭😭💔💔

[Micere Nyaga @ThunderKaat]

For us parents raising children with disabilities, @edwinsifuna called us for a meeting in his office with @CrystalAsige after I tweeted him explaining all the challenges we face. They listened to us
A week later amendments to the PWD bill were done
It's now an Act of Parliament.

[nansea._ @Nansseaa]

@JayFreaKay 😂😂😂😂 you people are hilarious

[Random @His_randomness]

Kumbe sisi hukua jokers tu.

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[Habibiz @manlikesaiya]

Mamba village 😂😭

[ayo ♔ @ayospawned]

If we date, I want a little favoritism. I want to know I’m your person the one who gets a little more love, a little more effort, and a little more of you than anyone else.