Wendy Darling

[Rachel Bitecofer 🗽🦆 @RachelBitecofer]

If you’re a Dem on a ballot this fall you need this cheat sheet.

Plz spread it

[Canada Hates Trump @AntiTrumpCanada]

Every. Fucking. Word.

Comedian Cliff Cash delivers a brutally on-point takedown of the so-called “tough” MAGA men, describing Trump as “a dying pedophile…with a pussy on his neck, who paints his face orange every day and shits in his pants.”

Watch the whole thing. 🔥

[Brett Meiselas @BMeiselas]

lots of reporters suddenly worried about slipping into communism but strangely f*cking quiet about slipping into fascism

[Woke Former Senator @WokeMitt]

Low T isn’t why we’re losing the Iran War. We’re losing because of Low IQ.

[Antidepressant Content @depressionlesss]

At a Japanese aquarium, these baby otters have an end-of-day routine: clean up the toys with grandpa, then collect their well-earned ice cube reward.

[Marc E. Elias @marceelias]

Let me be direct: The best way to help me is to spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. Thanks. https://t.co/0StGlWz45f

[Governor Newsom Press Office (parody) @AwesomeNewsom]

I JOIN DONALD TRUMP IN CONDEMNING THE FOLLOWING NATIONS: THE ISLAMIC REPUBLIC OF JAPAN, THE JAPANESE REPUBLIC OF ISLAM, THE UNITED FEDERATION OF NARNIA, THE REFLECTING POOL NATION OF ALGAE-RIA, AND THE DONALD TRUMP REPUBLIC OF DUMBODIA & TACOSTAN.

[Hey, Dave! @davegreenidge57]

Light gray is 3-4 times more light reflective than dark blue. Painting it this color will increase the temperature of the water which will support even greater algae growth. Trump isn’t draining the swamp as much as he’s expanding it.

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

This should be a bipartisan no-brainer.

Let's ban lawmakers from becoming lobbyists.

Public service in Congress should not be a stepping stone to a lucrative corporate lobbying job.

[Adam Parkhomenko @AdamParkhomenko]

In the same press gaggle, Trump said he doubled the size of his ballroom and he doesn’t care about Americans’ financial situations.

I am begging the media — act like Obama or Biden did this shit and cover it the way you would have then.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

State supreme court justices play a critical role in defending your rights and freedoms, which is why the election happening in Georgia right now is so important.

Make sure you have a plan to vote for Jen Jordan and Miracle Rankin, the only two candidates in the race with strong records of standing up for all Georgians.

Early voting is already underway and Election Day is May 19th. Find out where you can vote at https://t.co/OHJnsHnuiB.

[The Trump-Epstein Reading Room @RedactedReading]

3,747 bound volumes of the publicly released Epstein files are being shelved in the Trump-Epstein Memorial Reading Room.

When you're standing in the middle of it, the magnitude of the evidence is impossible to ignore.

Opening soon: https://t.co/6w5GkjYiJg

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

"Just as Hitler’s failures led him to resent the German people ever more strongly and destructively, we can expect Trump’s growing frustration to result in ever more nihilistic and destructive actions as his term moves toward its end." https://t.co/hzKLL6UZY4

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

WOW. FAKE NEWS FOX IS LOSING THEIR MINDS OVER OUR BEAUTIFUL 175TH ANNIVERSARY DRIVER’S LICENSE. SAD! SO IN HONOR OF SEAN “SLUMPY RATINGS” HANNITY, I HAVE DIRECTED THE DMV TO CREATE BRAND-NEW LIMITED EDITION LICENSE PLATES. I SPOKE TO THE DIRECTOR PERSONALLY (STEVE, GREAT GUY, WHO TURNED THAT PLACE AROUND SO WELL THAT EVEN HARVARD IS TALKING ABOUT HIM) AND HE SAID: “SIR, THESE ARE THE MOST BEAUTIFUL PLATES WE’VE EVER MADE." THE "PLATES" ARE NOT JUST VERY BEAUTIFUL, THEY ARE CLASSY, JUST LIKE ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM, GOVERNOR OF THE FREE WORLD. MAILED IN DECEMBER. A LITTLE CHRISTMAS GIFT FROM ME TO YOU (WE ARE SAYING MERRY CHRISTMAS AGAIN, BECAUSE OF ME). YOU'RE WELCOME! — Governor GCN

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

IN HONOR OF CALIFORNIA’S 175TH ANNIVERSARY, WE WILL BE ROLLING OUT A VERY SPECIAL DRIVER’S LICENSE FOR EVERY CALIFORNIAN THIS SUMMER! IT WILL FEATURE A HANDSOME, HIGH-QUALITY PHOTO OF ME, GAVIN C. NEWSOM. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING IT’S THE BEST LICENSE EVER MADE IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD. THIS IS ABOUT CELEBRATING OUR BEAUTIFUL STATE (IT IS NOT ABOUT ME, DESPITE THE VERY HANDSOME PHOTO!). ENJOY! — GOVERNOR GCN

[NoelCaslerComedy @caslernoel]

Re-upping for obvious reasons (saw a post that said Howard Lutnick’s sons self-dealing on Trump Tariff debt wasn’t being covered-this is from early April), link to subscribe to ‘Noel’s Notes’: https://t.co/G0apo7p8E2

[Nina Burleigh @ninaburleigh]

Interview with Amanda Ungaro
https://t.co/sGvaGzhfZq

[SaraLee @SarAEsQMd]

@krassenstein This is quite accurate too

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

This one is so much more accurate than the original.

[Wendy Darling @NapaMW]

@JoshKraushaar PLEASE!!! No real historian would make such a stupid comment.