Marissa Stephan

"Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your mind and with all your strength."

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

Get home late to find left over brownie batter waiting for me & eat it.
Dad: “So what else did you have for dinner besides that?”
Me: 😳 “I forgot I didn’t have dinner yet.”
Mom: “So brownie dough it was.”
Not sure what was funnier me forgetting actual food or what Mom said😂😂😂

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

So apparently my grandma has trained a wild mouse that has invaded her house. She feeds it @ 2 everyday and it will come looking if she forgets. #CantMakeThisUp #OhGrandma 😂

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

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[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

My dad: “No, not this again.”
“Ooo, the drama is starting.”
“What’s happening? Who’d she give the rose too?”
“That’s the guy from the box right?”
“He’s definitely getting a rose.”
“She’s not keeping camper guy.”
😂 #TheBachelorette #HeTriesToDenyItButLikesIt

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

Don’t let my dad fool you— he just shushed me when I was talking during #TheBachelor 🤫 😂

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

@jonlippe @HuntingtonUni @HUWBB That’s so awesome, congrats Bryce! Fun fact: he was my 2nd grade pen pal!

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

My dad just called TikTok “the tiki app” 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

Dad: “Alexa, what do you need?”
Alexa: “Just keep me connected to electricity and WiFi, otherwise I’d be speechless.”
😂😂😂

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

Dad keeps whispering at Alexa trying to get her to respond...
It’s not working and it’s annoying me 😒

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

My father...
He just referred to toilet paper as “butt wipe paper.”
🤦🏻‍♀️

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

@BrittneyStephan Currently it would consist of that one question and a million “what’s the weather” inquiries 🙃

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

Dad: “Alexa, does my wife love me?”
Alexa: “It’s more important that you love yourself.”
Dad: 🙄
😂😂😂
#AtleastHeDidntAskTheWeather

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

Dad: “You have an hour & a half to get that tree decorated.”
Me: “What’s in an hour & a half?”
Dad: “9:00.”
🤨

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

@madi_waldfogel1 I sobbed from minute 1

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

I love Peter. That’s all. #TheBachelor

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

Mom “So the team that just won... the Packers?”
Me “The Titans.”
Mom “Yeah, them...”
Me “You just watched that whole game and didn’t know who was playing?”
Mom “Well, I figured out the Patriots at the end.”
🤦🏽‍♀️ #HowIsThatPossible

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

Is it bad that even in my napping dreams I’m too tired to move?!
#WinterBreak #NeedAllTheSleep

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

So both of my parents thought there were 52 states in the US...
No wonder I’m terrible with History/Social Studies!

[Marissa Stephan @Naphets1]

Flight attendant 1: “Welcome aboard! #SlowestBoardingEver”
Flight Attendant 2: “It’s not a full flight tonight, but y’all don’t have to all sit up front. The whole plane is going to DC so you’ll be good in the back too.”
😂😂😂
I love witty Flight Attendants #SouthwestAirlines

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Today was such a long day I forgot it was #GreysAnatomy day! How does that even happen?!?!