Sword

Anglo-Catholic, Male Human Paladin, 6’7” (yes really).

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

@BeaverGroyper Not just you.

[Mandrake ꥟ @tengridyeus]

Girl math: this dress is 30% off, if I don’t buy it now I’m losing money

Boy math: 7.6 billion people need to die.

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

In line at the cafe and the conclusion I’ve come to is most people need to die. Cheers.

[Quentin Scobie @quentinscobie]

foidim do the fagcent so much it changes their mentalese and they start to think in fluent fag

[joyful critter @masochistmartyr]

*guy who’s definitely not going through a dark night of the soul voice* i’m going through a dark night of the soul

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @p0stlib]

i used to have ‘sex’ with a ‘girlfriend’. what the fuck happened?

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

Skill issue nigga.

[Anglotard @knightcore77]

Nothing I have ever done has mattered

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

@avery_online @masochistmartyr A few able men must carry this heavy burden.

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

This except I’m really not having fun.

[Mike “The Vacuum” Baggarty @TheBigVacuum97]

Me tonight

[evil man @hateandmania]

Posting this on main so the whole roster gets body dysmorphia

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

Whatever went wrong, go back and make it right. They’re pegging people out here.

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

You think you want to leave your Bitch Wife. I’m telling you, you don’t want to be out here. You better go listen to Lemonade and pray about it.

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

@pumpkin5spice @vrilledcheese E

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

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[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

@vrilledcheese G

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

Not gay btw.

[Evolist @lntercisus]

I maintain a Grindr account just to make sure I still mog

[⚡️🌞 Sol Brah 🌞🐬 @SolBrah]

I’m putting magnesium on my balls… you think I’ll listen to a doctor?

[𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚝𝚕𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 ♱🇻🇦 @littleonefaith]

Even the church cat knows where to find peace.

[Sword @NapoleonsSword]

@trauma_market True.

[𝚓𝚎𝚜𝚞 @trauma_market]

The average woman is a flower