Narad Muni

Sarcasm is wasted on bhakts. God loving Hindu against Hindutva. God is within, Religion is a con job. Trolling is about ego. Ignoring trolls is Moksha! #Parody

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NRIs in houses with clean water, electricity, good roads, and good education now ask indian students “why can’t u just work hard like we did.”
Dude, you ran away as soon and as fast as you could. They are working hard by staying and demanding change. One of those is harder.

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Comfortable NRIs lecturing kids facing tear gas and broken systems is peak moral bankruptcy. They want the nostalgia of India without any of its consequences.

#NRIHypocrisy #EhsaanFaramosh #CJP #ComfortablePatriot #SelectiveNationalism

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Youth across social media are ROASTING the government, abusing it openly, and exposing corruption like never before. This is the smartest revolution! How many accounts can they ban or arrest? They can’t silence millions. It’s happening right now. No better way. Join the flood. 🔥

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#cjp #cockroach #abhijeetdipke

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#cockroachjantaparty #cjp

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Govt bans dissent with laws & bans. But if every CJP follower drops one daily meme/reel exposing corruption, leaks & crumbling services, they can’t silence millions.

Unlike force at Jantar Mantar on Sonam, this online storm will break them. Digital revolution - start now. 🔥

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To all you bloody fat, overweight politicians and ghooskhors with your big fucking pot belly tonds, BC, aur kuch nahi to start your own andolan - Go on a hunger strike against Sonam Wangchuk and lose some fucking weight. #HungerStrikeChallenge #SonamWangchukVsPotBellies

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@CJP_for_India @Cockroachisback

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When fuel prices rose, ppl adjusted. Rupee tumbled, they coped. Inflation hit wallets, they sighed.

But ban adult content on X?? Congrats, u united engs, lawyers, docs, uncles, aunties & all.

Tax & troll us, but regulate orgasms? Revolution begins. 😂

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@volklub @theskindoctor13 This is so useful. Words I knew all this before renovating my house.

[Narad Muni @Narad_Muni_Alt]

Today’s husband doesn’t fear heartbreak — he fears FIR.
One wrong word and suddenly you’re trending as “toxic male.”
All he wanted was peace, not police.
#FalseCases #MarriageInIndia #GenderBalance

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Monsoon’s gone. Sun’s out. Roads?
From Gurgaon to Bangalore, potholes are the only public project that sustain year-round employment — for mechanics.

India doesn’t need Smart Cities; we need Flat Roads.

#UrbanIndia #PotholeSeason #Infrastructure

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Trump said America “lost a little bit of its sovereignty” after Mamdani’s win.
Translation: the old guard heard a door slam and they don’t like change.
If NYC can flip that script — maybe the rest of us get a chance too.
#Change #Mamdani #Trump #Democracy

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Refunds delayed. System “under verification.”
Translation: Govt enjoying an interest-free loan from taxpayers.
Fiscal deficit? Nah, just borrow from the middle class and call it “processing time.”
#TaxRefund #BudgetJugad #IndiaEconomy

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India and the US say trade talks are “going on very well.”
Reality: India’s exports to the US just plunged; US tariffs biting hard.
So many “sensitive issues” — mostly about who bullied whom into buying what.
#TradeTalks #Tariffs #IndiaVsUS

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No income tax refunds yet this year.
Collections up, refunds down.
Maybe the govt’s new fiscal policy is simple —
“Take now, return never.”
Your money’s busy funding ads, yatras, and statues.
#TaxRefund #India #ModiSarkar

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Trump says America “lost a little bit of its sovereignty” after one city voted a progressive in — basically complaining democracy works without him. #Trump #GlobalPolitics

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When you’re a hill state hero but you still can’t set up a good hospital or keep a road open in monsoon… you know the real problem isn’t the terrain—it’s the terrain of priorities.
#HealthForHills #Uttarakhand #PolicyOverPromises

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If winning Bihar meant jobs, schools, clean air — fine.
But if it’s just “we got more votes than you,” congrats — we all lose.
India deserves leaders, not loudspeakers.
#BiharElections #Democracy #IndiaDeservesBetter

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Harleen asks Modi about his skincare.
Modi smiles. Cameras roll.
A nation nods in unison — “So natural!”
We can’t fix roads, air, or tax refunds, but boy, our scripting team deserves an Emmy.
#Modi #Publicity101 #India