Mara

Your least favorite baseball account’s least favorite baseball account. Co-host of the “90% Mental 1/2 Physical” podcast with @WAVEBOY21982561

[Mara @NarrativesBall]

First Episode of the “90% Physical 1/2 Mental” podcast is out!

@WAVEBOY21982561 and I killed it if I do say so myself

https://t.co/DyiCwfvnO1

[Mara @NarrativesBall]

Per Chris Collinsworth: You can’t kick field goals anymore. because of woke.

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You can tell Nick Bosa has connections to the Italian mafia cuz he hates black people

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We’ve played 20 minutes of this game with a center on the floor because we hate playing competent basketball

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That’s my goat right there

[Portland Thorns FC @ThornsFC]

MS. SAMANTHA COFFEY

[Mara @NarrativesBall]

Idk like 1200

[BaseballHistoryNut @nut_history]

How many hours away are you from your favourite team’ ballpark?

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@ClaireOfRuralia FSU?

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Forcing me to watch Deni Avdija minutes is the second worst thing the IDF has done in recent memory

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You can tell Chauncey wasn’t throwing games cuz the blazers keep playing small ball lineups even when he’s not coaching. He was just drinking the tainted Rose Garden water that makes you play “Deni Avdija” and hate young players with complimentary skill sets and bright futures

[Mara @NarrativesBall]

Almost like having a center on the floor is a good idea

[Portland Trail Blazers @trailblazers]

Big man can shoot 🔥

[Mara @NarrativesBall]

Maybe the worst personnel management I’ve ever seen. Wtf is this shit

[𝐑𝐈𝐏𝐂𝐈𝐓𝐘𝐘𝐘🌹 @shaesharpeshow]

PUT YANG HANSEN IN THE GAME

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The beans are woke cousin guy is a prophet

[Office of Management and Budget @WHOMB]

$4 million for “legume systems research.”

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@shaesharpeshow You misspelled Zion Williamson

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Florida will be the best team but Georgia Tech and Iowa State will have better records and get closer to the conference championship game

[College Football Zone @CollegeFBonX]

Which of these teams will have the best season in 2025?

[Bukaneros @bukaneros92]

EUROPA PREPÁRATE

[Mara @NarrativesBall]

Is Soupy bad at the sport or the most valuable player ever?

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You can tell a lot about how someone thinks about sports by how they would talk about Soupy the Elf

Soupy takes up a spot on the starting lineup and records zero stats and generally has no measurable impact on the score of the game except that every game it plays, the team wins

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@podoffame Dirk is the best PF of all time (Duncan is a center). He’s ahead of both KG and Giannis pretty substantially right now. I’d have Barkley, Pettit then Malone after that

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Idc about Rose but Jackson should’ve been in a century ago (yes I know the hall wasn’t around then)

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

Huge news from @DVNJr: Major League Baseball has reinstated Pete Rose, Shoeless Joe Jackson and other deceased players from its permanently ineligible list. Details free at ESPN: https://t.co/AxN5lueW2Q

[Mara @NarrativesBall]

@shaesharpeshow Ayton Deni and a first is gets us Zion and Herb Jones prolly. Scoot Shae Tou Zion Clingan with Jones and Ant off the bench feeds families