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@Bubberinooo1 Brevity is a tool for those of true wit

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@BasedAlphaGR @GreenTextRepost @Epicartworks

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@minawawawaw That's padding, right..?

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@minawawawaw Doable. 👍
But will you help me feed the chickens and collect the eggs from the coop?

[𝓒𝓻𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓟𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪🌟🌺Astra Jobriath💗🌟 @cringe_panda]

My older friend gave me absolutely horrid advice the other day. She told me "Wait until you're in your 30s to have a baby. Be an actress first! Travel the world. Don't get married until much later in life. You can have a healthy pregnancy all the way up to age 42, baby!" and I love her but that was probably the stupidest thing she's ever said.

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@kumogorogoro Miss me with anything having to do with Commiefornia 🫷🙄
but I hope you have good time and enjoy yourself. Be safe... PLEASE stay safe 🫪

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@menmakii TV blaring and constant yelling. How nostalgic 😊💕💕💕

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@mimiyamu Husband application doko?

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@zoeyizume The idealized is literally just that. An ideal. And you're not wrong that it's very much an unattainable standard. But it's fiction, escapism.
My two ideals are Tatsumaki from one punch and Ameri Azazel. But my previous partners never looked like them and I still loved them

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@Mokaruii Wait, you're brown?
... Oh wait, I still would

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@darlingstrawbie Lol, I'll explain it 😆
The "hip dip" thing is a psyop by dudes, holding a mirror to women who judge men on immutable characteristics like height

You love your husband regardless of height. But a lot of women do like tall men. The meme is about bringing up exceptions to the rule

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@DanteB35353 @ZELLKLUMPEN Lame doesn't know the difference between old and new covenant 🤭

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@shir0wan well at this point grok is pretty much your "manager/bf" by outsourcing. The ai takes the 0 spot

[Possum Reviews @ReviewsPossum]

NUCLEAR POWER.

IT DOESN'T CARE IF THE SUN'S SHINING OR THE WIND'S BLOWING.

IT DOESN'T NEED BATTERIES FULL OF COBALT OR LITHIUM DUG UP BY CONGOLESE CHILD SLAVES IN CHINESE-OWNED MINES.

AND IT HAS LOWER LIFETIME GREENHOUSE GAS EMISSIONS THAN SOLAR, AND ABOUT THE SAME AS WIND.

IT'S NOT EVIL DEVIL MAGIC. IT'S METAL THAT GETS HOT AND BOILS WATER TO MAKE STEAM THAT TURNS TURBINES.

THERE'S NO SMOKE. THE SHIT THAT COMES OUT OF THE COOLING TOWER IS JUST STEAM.

NUCLEAR PRODUCES AT LEAST A HUNDRED TIMES LESS RADIOACTIVE POLLUTION THAN COAL WHICH CONTAINS TRACE RADIOACTIVE ELEMENTS WHICH GO INTO THE AIR WHEN BURNED.

NUCLEAR POWER DOESN'T HAVE THIS PROBLEM BECAUSE ALL NUCLEAR WASTE IS CONTAINED, AND NO NUCLEAR WASTE CASKET HAS EVER LEAKED IN THE HISTORY OF AMERICAN NUCLEAR POWER.

NUCLEAR POWER IS SAFE.

IT'S EFFECTIVE.

IT DOES LESS DAMAGE TO THE ENVIRONMENT THAN COAL, OR EVEN WIND AND SOLAR WHICH REQUIRE A FUCK TON OF LAND AND TOXIC METALS FOR WHICH WE HAVE NO PLAN TO DEAL WITH.

NUCLEAR POWER IS THE CLOSEST THING TO A PERFECT ENERGY SOURCE THE HUMAN SPECIES HAS EVER DISCOVERED.

WE'VE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY SINCE THE 1950S. IF WE EMBRACED IT FROM THE START, WE WOULDN'T HAVE CLIMATE CHANGE TODAY. WE COULD HAVE HAD ALL OF THE AIR CONDITIONING WE EVER WANTED, ALONG WITH EVERY OTHER MODERN CONVENIENCE WE'RE CONSTANTLY SHAMED FOR TODAY.

BUT WE SAID NO.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE WE DOING AS A SPECIES?

ARE WE FUCKING RETARDED?

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@LoveQGesara @ConvosInACafe @stoneoreye But that ALSO means women can't be fucking on the side. Lord knows a woman will tout that she's been single for years, but you ask when she's last had sex and it's counted in months, if not a week ago.

The male is easy, positive reinforcement works, for good AND bad behaviors.

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@LoveQGesara @ConvosInACafe @stoneoreye And women don't?
Each side knows what the other wants. The problem is promiscuity is now the norm and the genie can't be put back in the bottle, at least not easily.

A huge shift needs to happen where women demand commitment like they used to. Men WILL capitulate if they have to

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@mittermatter @Cheetoignocnito @cringe_panda Oh my gosh!!! Where's the camera??

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@shir0wan There I am, Gary. There I am!

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OMFG!! Even in KINDERGARTEN when kids wanted something by pointing and grunting they were taught "use your words" 🙄

Is this just some bullshit COPE way of "shooting your shot" but never truly running the risk of getting rejected by pretending it never even happened if it fails?

[vintagelover @queennaurelia]

Girls don't make the first move.

Girls:

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@shir0wan @CarrotCakeYap Lol I was hoping you were going to share the best submissions, or the funniest