Nashen

[Global Crypto Union | GCU @Glbcryptounion]

Some people just act like they are trying to help you

[Nashen @Nashen17]

yeah baby i am an ANIMAL in bed. more specifically a koala. i can sleep for 22 hours a day

[Nashen @Nashen17]

It's amazing how everyone is suddenly a political genius one month every 4 years.

[Nashen @Nashen17]

Some things are better left unsaid, but I'll probably get drunk and say them anyway.

[Nashen @Nashen17]

Smoking a Cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes , Laughing increases life by 10 minutes.

A laughing Smoker never dies . !@Keejai_69

[Nashen @Nashen17]

Always be positive.
*Trips down stairs*
Wow I got down those stairs fast!

[Nashen @Nashen17]

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow.

[Nashen @Nashen17]

I Lost respect for a lot of people this year.

[Nashen @Nashen17]

Me: Hello there's like a thousand dead people here! Police: where are you!? Me: At the cemetery.

[Nashen @Nashen17]

Women know, they just know. And if they didn't, they'd still know. Men probably won't get this, but women will because they know.

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

Being fat significantly lowers your chances of getting kidnapped.

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

If you don't know the difference between right and wrong.

Wrong is the fun one.

[Life Quotes! 🍀 @GirlsNoteBook]

I hate when I'm too comfortable around someone because then my brain thinks it's ok to act weird, but even then I end up being too weird.

[Nashen @Nashen17]

Low life bitches will eat anything just to feel important=)) babe :*just another hater :* @chenayg

[Nashen @Nashen17]

“@TedOfficialPage: cute things to call your girlfriend:
- sugar
- honey
- flour
- egg
- salt”@chenayg