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we all float down here

[C.Jay Engel 🌲 @contramordor]

They can’t. They don’t know how.

[g ✶ met z! 19 tweet limit @N1NETY6S]

i hope nobody else get any ideas only she can do this

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When i tell my parents a joke and it turns into a lecture

[Ł🇫🇷🇪🇬 @lamzszn]

I got given detention in 2022 for taking my blazer off blud what is this

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

Back in my day we had to keep our blazers on unless the teachers gave us permission to take them off. And if we were in a French lesson our teacher made us ask in French.

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me waiting for my man to put his shoes on, after I took 2 hrs to get ready

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

me when i wear lipgloss on a windy day

[𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖊 @deirdrescig]

living in a flat in the uk rn:

[• @yducknow]

walking behind people who walk slowly

[eliz @eliza___v]

arguing with someone and i start angry crying

[Maira @maira4yo]

how it feels to take public transportation as a woman

[ᯓ★𝐒𝐭✰𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 interludingᯓ☆ @khlaudiaa]

Running out of deodorant, skin care, and pads at the same time

[HUSH MMA ☠️🔮 @HUSHVMMA]

I’m sorry but Tai getting high while JDM thinks about jumping off the balcony is frying me 😭😭

[val ꒰ᐢ. .ᐢ꒱ @aeriomad]

doing cardio as a malnourished nicotine addict

[Alex @alex_t0dd]

It’s crazy that X Factor had an ‘Over 25s’ category. 11 year old me was sat there thinking they were so brave for trying to achieve their dreams at such a late stage in life

[Show Me the Money Podcast @showmethepod]

*burglar breaks into my house at 3 AM assuming everybody is asleep

Me watching the UFC prelims on the couch:

[Zara @zaracraves]

if you can steal my man with a plate of food then u can keep that fat piece of shit

[bearwiitch @bearwiitch]

lives were changed

[Jaidon |6’5 bottom defending Lisa Barlow| @xcxbase]

new intern at the office was born in 2008

[Redus The Remembrancer @RedusTheRiotAct]

This is the greatest “🏳️‍🌈?🤨” ever