Natalie Winter

Like the season

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

@TheBlackSheep99 Parent trap

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

@PardonMyTake hey @PFTCommenter I heard from Big Cat you’re giving money to $EveryCapsFan. And you’re not one to break promises.

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Hey @JamesAcaster this guy might be your biggest fan (exhibit A: shirt) and it’s his birthday today. Any thoughts, one lollipop man to another?

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Movies set in space with strong female characters 🙌 my favorite genre

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Oh god this place DOES smell like updog

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Specific mood: guy walking around in a crowded, public area on speaker phone saying “the frat house will never be the same”

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Just wanna be able to put a face mask on without a family member saying “you got a little something on your face”

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

“You’ll do great, you’re very calm under pressure and so good at multitasking”
The exact moment I realized my coworker knows nothing about me.

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Yeah the 2-tweet-a-month thing didn’t work out

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Gonna do some sort of 2-tweet-a-month program

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Drew and I drank and called the DNC number to get on tv too many times.

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

"I'm an atheist so telling me god hates me is kind of like saying a ghost doesn't like my shirt. I don't....care?"

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

And for a brief moment I WAS Stacy's mom.

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

How to Survive a Night in East Lansing, as Told by American Girl’s The Care and Keeping of You https://t.co/gUYsVkQyZq

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Auntie Natalie COMIN IN HOT

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

When high schoolers graduate and think the hardest part of their life is over:

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Been felt up by mostly girls tonight #feminism

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Excuse me sir do you have time to hear about how backstreet is back, alright?

[Natalie Winter @Natalie__Winter]

Today my roommate and I said "Ted Cruz is the real zodiac killer" at the same time and I got emotional.