Natalie Nelson

Basically I use twitter to bitch about stuff

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

@IDmeSupport @IDme I am a Nurse Case Manager trying to onboard at Alignment Healthcare. My account is temporarily suspended, which is blocking my clinical credentialing for patient care. My open ticket is 52047793. Please escalate this to a specialist today so I can begin my nursing duties.

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

@Malloryduitch why is your name lesbian princess? I thought you were pansexual. #muchconfusion #manywow

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

My dad just said "the only hashtag I know of is the hash tag in my underwear"....parents @Malloryduitch @J_NELSON11

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

Just spent $50 on laxatives... it's gonna be a Gooooood night. #fml

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

I think I'm the only person in the whole northwest who could care less about the trailblazers...#idgaf #lame #boring

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

Literally just watched a YouTube tutorial on how to make a messy bun... #asianhairproblems #BadHairDay #TGIF

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

Just saw "krumping" for the first time. WTF? Looks like a group of retarded monkeys yelling at each other. #confused #whyisthisokay

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

I don't understand why girls sweat Marilyn Monroe...don't they realize she was just a hoe? Ugh #smh #embarrassing

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

FUCK I forgot to draw my eyebrows on today. #TGIF #problems

[Who’s Afraid of Little Old Mal? (N2 Seattle) 🦋🖤 @st0nedswiftie13]

"Clams are gross. They probably don't even have feelings."- @natalienelsonXO

[Who’s Afraid of Little Old Mal? (N2 Seattle) 🦋🖤 @st0nedswiftie13]

Dad: "isn't this Macklemore?" @natalienelsonXO : "no. It has no words. Just like I like it. People not talking."

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

@Malloryduitch lol. Ew

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

I like how @facebook apologizes when you block someone. Like "sorry you had to deal with that person's dumb ass!" Lol!!!

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

@ericacortinass wait did it work?

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

Day 1 of the #30daysquatchallenge complete. Can't believe I'm gonna do this for 29 more days. #FML

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

OMG what is wrong with this bitch on 16 & pregnant?! Who complains about being a stay at home mom? That's like my life goal... #youredumb

[Natalie Nelson @natalienelsonXO]

"Summer girls" by LFO is the most random song ever.. literally makes no fucking sense.. but rhyming skills on point though lol

[She Ratchet ™ @Ratchet2English]

shutup, you're ratchet