Natalie Wilson

Mostly complaining about stuff/trying to be witty.

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

It finally happened. I was on a date last night and into the very tiny bar walked a man I had dated, and later rejected, 2 weeks ago. He was also on a date. We ignored each other. I think this means I’ve completed #hinge #londondating #Ineedtomove

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

Being back on dating apps AGAIN is fucking exhausting and a full time job I want compassionate leave and the ability to just Amazon prime myself a husband

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

How do I find Jesse from MAFS and convince him to move to London and marry me?

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

@RareHelp your returns portal isn’t working and I urgently need to return items

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

@RejiYates By the time I left the store a crowd had gathered and people were challenging the police as he was clearly a minor and they failed (yet again) to use any de-escalation tactics. I think it was about 4 officers on one, slightly built, teenage boy 😔

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

@RejiYates I was in Mango before. A young black boy was accused of something (don’t know what) by security and police were called. He said he didn’t do anything, got scared and ran. Excessive force was used, even shoppers were yelling at police to say it was too much.

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

Thanks @netflix for this tennis doc, so many fit fit fitties #BreakPoint

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

@LauraHapps82 38 years old!

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

Bad energy being brewed by woman hating figures like Andrew Tate. Last night my date wanted to tell me about all of the problems with “you feminists”. Not one to be shut down, I argued my case. He left when I went to the bathroom, leaving my bag and phone unattended at the table.

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

also, differences of opinion are absolutely fine! We only learn if we listen to each other. Clearly me and this guy were not gonna go anywhere, but to just leave without saying anything and leave all of my valuables exposed like that is entirely lacking in common decency.

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

Tearfully walking to the bus stop in shock, I found I’d been deleted from his @hinge. I was then catcalled and mocked by a group of guys on the street. Stay safe out there ladies ✌🏼

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

Dominic West is the weirdest casting for Charles like he’s far too good looking #thecrown

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

@dollyalderton thanks so much for last night. The feeling of “wow I’m not the only one who feels this way” really lifted me and my pals, the three of us entirely fatigued by London dating. Thank you thank you thank you #deardolly

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

What’s your favourite track and why is it karma? #TaylorSwift #MidnightsTS

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

Why is #Kardashianshulu making my kry? Honestly fuck Tristan what a konniving kunt. Khloe you’re not a klown you got hoodwinked bamboozled

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

@vinted my buyer sent an inpost label and I’ve been trying for days to send their order but all lockers near me and my workplace are always full! #help I’m about to be cancelled and get bad feedback but there’s nothing I can do

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

Love how quickly the #woodstock99 doc becomes “and then the men ruined everything”

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

Why do I forget what I had for dinner 3 days ago, but remember every single lyric to a deep cut from the Oops…I did it again album?

[Natalie Wilson @NatalieWilson93]

I love that nurses will have your legs in stirrups and literal probes inside your vagina and ask “so, going anywhere nice this summer?” #longlivethenhs Was in and out of my scan in about 15 minutes, and treated so kindly 💙