NatashaUtting

Wanderlustic, Nefarious, Uxorious, Apolaustic, Flapdoodle, Sesquipedalian & a director/producer/journalist

[NZ Transport Agency Waka Kotahi - Wellington @nztawgtn]

Earlier this month, before lockdown, we asked the Road Transport Forum to invite a truck driver for a preview test drive of Transmission Gully. Check out what Sola thought of the nearly-complete motorway! @RTFNZ

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I have sent a letter to the Minister of Education @chrishipkins calling on him to fund teacher aides properly, so tamariki that need them can access them. https://t.co/Tdds96f8OD via @@NZEITeRiuRoa

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Land (film 2021) with the superb @RealRobinWright. Loved it. All the feelings.. All the scenery

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@CharlotteRyanNZ @beekaynz I run them over on the driveway.. Which i suspect serves to enhance thier potency.. You must wear gloves?

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A beautiful night of power chucking from 6 yr old & I live under a Gingko tree. That means everything inside & outside smells like vomit. I am living in a vom sandwich

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@beekaynz Oh its beautiful for sure.. But yes.. The size & proximity of our one to the lounge & deck is... Challenging

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@cassieroma He's happy as.. No idea what hit him last night. I have been washing things all day.. & I'm still going.. Ahhh mumming

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@LachlanForsyth Lol. As long as its not roadkill

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@LachlanForsyth Is that an AC2O asphalt sandwich there road guy?

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@KiriAllan @LawFuel Michelle Obama got the same sort of shit. Powerful authentic women strike fear into the heart of those who think they have a lot to lose..

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Two year old hitting
Pingu with my Lesbian
Sex haiku book. No! #modernmumlife

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@scoutriver The trick is to catch them in time.. Actually this is the trick with all things small person

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Out of nowhere, another mouldy raisin. They're everywhere.. Like they're secretly breeding or falling out of light fittings

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@DawgBelly Maybe a small vagina & a big vagina could make this work

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@cassieroma Oh no poor Chelsea.. Hope she's turned a corner

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@Mihi_Forbes I bawled my eyes out

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@markcubey Ok.... So rollies it is

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@markcubey I'm wondering.. If you dip the cigarette into the gravy colouring do you get a roast?