Natalie

delightfully crass

[Natalie @NatAttack488]

Why does the season finale of #NoraFromQueens have me crying real tears right now?

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Genuinely enjoyed watching the unofficial #halloweenparadenyc on my commute this morning as still costumed New Yorkers did their #WalkofShame. Big thank you to all who participated.

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@meghanhackney @karlynboe Yes! Who says you have to choose

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Really need to stop screaming "DON'T DO ANYTHING I WOULDN'T DO!" After people when they excuse themselves to the restroom.

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We're down one cat tooth and one stroller but good to go! Anyway if anyone needs animal wrangling services, I am available.

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Had to take grandma's cat for an emergency vet visit. She gave me this stroller. I am going to die alone.

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St Bernard is now barking. Chihuahua is freaked out and doesn't realize he's small so trying to attack the St Bernard. Another pet owner waiting for her pet is waving a ladle. Wish I had had time to explore that further...

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Me, in awe of my grandma who took both vaccine shots like a champ and didn't get a single side effect:
That's because you're an OG.

Grandma: OG?

Me: Original Gangsta

Grandma: Yea I am

Yea, she is.

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Me, mouthful of pasta, screaming into my #firestick remote: "ALWESSKA, PWAY ONEY AYST"
Alexa: "Playing #MoneyHeist on @netflix"

She understands me with ny mouth full. My kind of woman.

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Finding the right @zoom_us angle is a science

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Boyfriend just called me his #chunkymonkey.

Anyway, the funeral will be next week. Details to follow.

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@AndyHerren I read this and thought, "Oh cool! Carly Simon released new music!"

I'm clearly staying super with it this quarantine.

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@karlynboe @TheJoeFlack When you have work at 9 but a hoedown at noon.....

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They're filming @BlueBloods_CBS in front of my office today. If you see on the news that a woman was arrested for chasing #TomSelleck around yelling "Tom, you can get it at any age!".... please come bail me out

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I love how the #MissAmerica pageant is now really just an audition for @BachelorABC

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@karlynboe @BrydieLK @elenischumacher Im so upset we missed this. When this is on on demand i am making it SUCH a production.

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Just learning it's obnoxious when i wait for my uber at a bus stop

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@barstoolsports So what you're saying is now pooping=exercise...