Nate D'Angelo

future worlds greatest stepdad 2036

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

@edward861312 Congrats on the 300k big dog

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

@SlaterKinnick_ “Like I’m dumb” buddy I think you might be

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

In 2009, Stephen Hawking decided to host a Time Traveler Party. He did not disclose the party's date and location until after the party had taken place. Predictably, no one showed up. This is because of Hawking's ties to Jeffrey Epstein, which any time traveler would be aware of

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

@CarlLake867 @Alt_Azn “Teachers aren’t important and also bear rhymes with year” -child left behind

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

@THECITYNY This is incredible, god forbid a lady tries to make a friend

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

Never used AI but love the idea that something called artificial INTELLIGENCE has a feature called “thinking” that needs to be enabled

[Shawn @Shawnryan96]

@infoxiao Was it using thinking? If not it just did a quick forward loop and probably missed it. I know using thinking it has always taken dates into consideration

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

@DONTILLINNOYME In school I had a comically small reusable water bottle so I could leave class more often to fill it up

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

I was trying to remember what “the Pharisees” were called in the Bible and all my pudding brain could come up with was “the Yassifieds”

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

Accepting that you’re not that smart is the most liberating feeling of your life. Accepting that you’re not that funny is like dying a kajillion deaths

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

Baseball tik tok comments remain undefeated

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

Can somebody please make a documentary about the weirdos who kayak around McCovey Cove during Giants games

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

@skavenslave Wow, Josh sounds like an INSANE level of pussy

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

Now why in the world would a store lock up the expensive merchandise and not my beloved swill?

[Hubert @HubertsLeftNut]

Wonder why these are locked up and not my svedka.

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

whip out your shlong you're the piano man

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

@facts_denier Personally, I would find a dog bed or similar, put it to the left of the cabinet door and kick it under the plates as quickly as I could while opening the door. Not saying it would work even a little that’s just what I would do

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Clown, by Georges Rouault, 1912

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m the guy at Apple who makes sure all your featured photos are your exes and your dog that died

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

*UK Rap beat*
Non binary or not

You can catch these one and twos
(TWOS)

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

Thought this was gonna be how I found out Tracy Chapman was dead (she’s alive and well)

[Bob Dylan @bobdylan]

Happy birthday Tracy. Hope to see you again sometime.

[Nate D'Angelo @NateDAngelo]

The announcer wants to watch them fuck sooooo bad

[Dudes Posting Their W’s @DudespostingWs]

5’5 Lucas Byrd won the National Championship at 133-pounds and immediately goes to hug his 6’3 Girlfriend

Bro is a legend