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MuskSucks

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@BrilynHollyhand Maybe it's because I've been told he's been coming for a long time and he keeps standing me up.

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@lilc0smic You look like a fucking goddess right now. Incredible.

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@marsnoire Dispatch? Nice.

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@_defiantpanda Already do!

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@elonmusk 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@lilc0smic Brb hiring a bot farm.

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@777sonline Just remember to pick a shitty vacuum and make a post saying:

"People with pets and wood floors, this is the BEST vacuum"

For maximum reddit engagement, give them the chance to correct you.

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@z1pos We're very grateful for your skills.

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@_defiantpanda Fucking please.

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@lilc0smic Only hide the cat. Everything else will keep his mind off the pussy. Wait..

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@lilc0smic She just kicked him out like 3 minutes ago!

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@lilc0smic Even better if they have an exhibitionist kink.

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@lilc0smic Right. Fuckin. On.

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@greatmoongirl It's all in the hips.

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@lilc0smic Seems you've got a fair share of love here.

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@briskide @redditships Can't see where they indicated their gender here. Can you point it out?

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@deusamelada2 This question is not fair to your smile. It's hard to beat those hips in 1.

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@lilc0smic It's the flip side for bi guys, automatically seen as gay or less than, fidelity instantly in doubt. I realized a long time ago life is easier in the closet, especially if you're heteroromantic. My wife knows but I went through a bunch of relationships just keeping it to myself.

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@lilc0smic @pierbii Hola.

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@lilc0smic 5'9" 175cm is my guess.