naterpiller

just another annoying bitch

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

Husband, after finding me in bed at noon: can I go fishing or are you going to try to kill your self?

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

I was thinking about getting my hair dyed and then A TREE FELL ON MY HOUSE.

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

I thought about buying a weed volcano and then a tree fell on my house

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

I was thinking about getting some tattoos again and then a tree fell on my house.

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

@craftyglassldn Incredible.

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

Is that a zoombeanie????

[Crafty Glass @craftyglassldn]

Me when the sun

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

@Lulu_x1220 Low key love our Ashley furniture couch, we waited for a sale and scooped that shit up.

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

@renee_millette NOOOOOOOOO

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

Maybe my mom won’t be able to vote anymore!!!!

[Acyn @Acyn]

Slotkin: If 80% of women who are married change their names, their birth certificate is not going to match.

MacCallum: I changed stuff when I got married, it’s not that hard to do that

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

@Lulu_x1220 Oh my god Chelsea, we’ve been through this already.

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

Today I found out my MIL’s boyfriend has died three times and been brought back to life and he only drinks Diet Coke and smokes a pack a day. This man is indestructible.

[tori @dietcokestan]

all pittheads who watch er now must know that they are very near and dear to me

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

I met a guy tonight who owns a 21+ bowling alley and that’s fucking sick. Sign me up.

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

I know a toilet hates to see her coming

[adèle @skinnyndshiny]

Need to get at this level of health psychosis

[han @hanishaunted]

have you ever tried…. this one?

[coleman spilde @colemanjspilde]

just found out that "jelly roll" and "teddy swims" are not the same person

[naterpiller @Naterpiller]

My mom voted for Trump if anyone feels like taking their anger out on someone

[Jason Gallagher @jga41agher]

Me if they ever shut down the Zillow app