Nate Spell

i write wrods good.

[Nate Spell @NateSpell]

and yes, after almost a whole year of silence, it took vladimir putin to pull me out of hiding so i could tweet this missive into the void

[Nate Spell @NateSpell]

who had "world war iii" on their 2022 bingo card? #thisisfine

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Other people say hot dogs are a type of taco. So why can’t I order one at Taco Bell? #ThinkAboutIt

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Some people say hot dogs are sandwiches. But if you can’t buy it at Quiznos, can you really call it a sandwich? #MakesYouThink

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The other night I dreamed I was barbecuing for some of my favorite people and after 12 hours of cooking the meat was still tough. No idea what went wrong, but Abe and Darth were surprisingly chill about it.

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every zoom call ever:

“Any questions?”

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[Nate Spell @NateSpell]

"Tell them Luca Brasi tweaks with the fishes." #FirstTweet #HiMom

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