Nate Goff

no, i will not stop.

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@EamonMahoney I hate that it’s always like “‼️NEW TRENDY VIRAL DOT CAKE‼️” like come on bro you just baked a cake according to the box directions

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Realizing that Emma Chamberlain is one “Fresh Breeze” away from the rainbow bridge guys why does she look like that

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@EamonMahoney Is this a recession indicator?

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PUMPKIN SPICE DROPS AT DUNKS TOMORROW EXPECT ME TO BE FUCKING INSUFFERABLE ABT IT UNTIL WINTER

[Nate Goff @NateyGoff]

@EamonMahoney Just WHO is running this account 😩

[Nate Goff @NateyGoff]

Hoping the season finale of last of us redeems itself after truly a horrendous 2nd season thus far

[Nate Goff @NateyGoff]

BOSTON LOGAN AIRPORT NEEDS A TACO BELL

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@EamonMahoney TOTTENAM COURT

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@EamonMahoney OPERATION M.O.M. FOR POPE

[Nate Goff @NateyGoff]

@EamonMahoney STAND UP Cs

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@MayorWu I use the 85 bus to get to and from work every day and it’s almost always 15+ minutes late. Crazy unreliable and honestly dangerous to be standing in the cold for extended periods of time in this weather 😢

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Need Santa to bring me Theo James wrapped up in a big ol box next year

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I HOPE MARGARET QUALLEY ROTS

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Watching Wild with Reese Witherspoon SEATED

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ARIANA GRANDE IS NOTHING COMPARED TO CYNTHIA ERIVO

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@dunkindonuts the new White Chocolate flavor tastes like GARBAGE why are you guys falling off

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@EamonMahoney Certified good movie

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What the fuck is inside a lava lamp? Play-doh?

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@EamonMahoney No comment on Liam Payne?

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Millie getting married at 20 is screaming divorce