Nath

Ran the 100m sprint in 42 seconds.

[Jallen @Jamesallen66]

Me getting a Terry’s chocolate orange on Christmas Day for the 23rd year on the trot

[★彡J.M.K.E🗿 @sistersniffany]

They should put jokes on lateral flow tests like on penguin bars

[Nath @Nath_Watson98]

@sportbible @FullickJake Keith lard

[Joe Lycett @joelycett]

So glad they’ve introduced these new ‘slicing tomatoes’ so I can finally stop having to pull tomatoes apart with my fists

[Ethan Payne @Behzinga]

time to pop a choccy milk

[Nath @Nath_Watson98]

The day before the pubs open back up aswell, fuming 🙄

[Universal Curiosity @UniverCurious]

4 billion years from now, our galaxy, the Milky way, will collide with out large spiraled neighbor Andromeda galaxy

[Nath @Nath_Watson98]

@Deacon_Josh Did you get it sorted mate?

[Salford City FC @SalfordCityFC]

Don't get through these changes alone ❤️

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[Ms Bacchanal🇱🇨 @lmtwmarley]

I need an apple crumble with 95% crumble and 5% apple. Even 99% and 1% would be good

[Nath @Nath_Watson98]

@Jamesallen66 Mandy won’t disappoint though I’m sure

[Elliot Hackney @ElliotHackney]

Messi has sent a Budweiser to every goalkeeper he scored past on his way to 644 goals for Barcelona.

Is classy shithousery a thing? Because this is it.

[Special Grade🇯🇲 @princek3v]

Boy do I have a joke for you guys😭😭😭

[Tom Glenwright @Tom_Glenwright]

Boris and the UK government deciding who will go into Tier 3...

[Nath @Nath_Watson98]

@danny_de_rossi @FullickJake 😘

[Nath @Nath_Watson98]

@FullickJake Close enough

[Nath @Nath_Watson98]

Having no money in your savings but telling yourself “I’m rich” is only for the strong minded

[David Brent Fans @DavidBrentMovie]

There is no Section 230. Sometimes the complaints will be false.

[Kelly Macdonald #DissolveTheUnion @KellyMacd51]

Watch .... be sick .... and retweet the hell out of this .