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Mechanical Engineer for Ford Performance/26

[Wild content @Nocapmedia]

DUDE

[unfortuNATE @NathanAnthony4]

@sammywills_7 Ppl really act like they know how to spell lawngerray

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Navigating "corporate speak" isn't easy.

Here's a helpful guide I put together:

"Let me check with my team" = No

"Possibly" = No

"On my roadmap" = Not happening

"This will be done in Q4" = This will be done in Q2 next year

"Disagree and commit" = I hate you

"Per my last email" = Try reading, for once in your life

"Challenging landscape" = We're going out of business, quickly

"Digital transformation" = We're going out of business, slowly

"Let's circle back" = We'll never speak of this again

"Take it offline" = We'll never speak of this again

"30,000 foot view" = I don't know what I'm saying

"Low hanging fruit" = Easy promotion

"Open up the kimono" = HR violation

"We use AI" = We don't use AI

"We use machine learning" = We don't use machine learning

"All hands on deck" = Let's actually try for once, please

[unfortuNATE @NathanAnthony4]

@sammywills_7 JJ and jets as afc champs losing in heartbreak fashion to the eags.

[unfortuNATE @NathanAnthony4]

@sammywills_7 I agree with everything except two of these. Not gonna say which two

[j aubrey 🤠 @jaubreyYT]

Bro was expecting this

[George Mack @george__mack]

What is ignored or neglected by the media -- but will be studied by historians?

Here's the full list of 25 examples:

[unfortuNATE @NathanAnthony4]

@sammywills_7 @BallsackSports Damn, that's legit :(

[unfortuNATE @NathanAnthony4]

@sammywills_7 Source???

[unfortuNATE @NathanAnthony4]

@sammywills_7 😆😉

[unfortuNATE @NathanAnthony4]

@sammywills_7 Dragons??

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Canadian Broadcasting Corp said they’re “less than 70% government-funded”, so we corrected the label

[unfortuNATE @NathanAnthony4]

@sammywills_7 Pâques

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Most of the recommendation algorithm will be made open source today. The rest will follow.

Acid test is that independent third parties should be able to determine, with reasonable accuracy, what will probably be shown to users.

No doubt, many embarrassing issues will be discovered, but we will fix them fast!

[La Sombra @HEELcerdas]

@PFTCommenter Jets reading their script every year

[unfortuNATE @NathanAnthony4]

@sammywills_7 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[LilMoonLambo @LilMoonLambo]

Jonah Hill is about to land the greatest role of his life

[unfortuNATE @NathanAnthony4]

@sammywills_7 WHAT IS THAT MELODY?