Nathan Alford

Oh who the hell cares, I'm Twitter. That should already tell you that I'm nothing but trouble.

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@insanereality Imma be honest, the only part of this that objectively sucks is the fact that there was a camera involved

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@EverythingOOC Why tushy Colorado, why

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@HumansNoContext Unfortunately snoop Dogg, but in my opinion Cardi b should be drugged and robbed

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@StrangestMedia Smash

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@HumansNoContext I only do B on a hard day

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@HumansNoContext Gravy and cheese curd

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@HumansNoContext 1 he doin fuckin nothin

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@PicturesFoIder Income tax

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@StrangestMedia I didn't know I didn't wanna see that

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@contextdogs Bros in the scout regiment

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@shouldhaveanima Cosplaying

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@EverythingOOC Now SpongeBob would be a total try hard about it and would be sitting there with a note pad listing all the things that give the greatest amount of pleasure, so yeah, I'd face fuck the sponge please and thank you.

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@EverythingOOC Ugh, I'm really gonna think way to hard about this, Plankton would be the nerdy gril who would be really intimidated and wouldn't know what to do, Patrick would be the dumb bimbo who would do something stupid like flick your balls cause they thought it would feel good.

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@dyingscribe I'm sorry your joke was missed so aggressively friend

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@BasicallyIDoWrk I love Marcel's yell it's ridiculous

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@Cyandrive Fuck?

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@Jameskii That would be true if Russia didn't exist

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@TendoPro1 @s8n Opposes?

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@netflix No, just no

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@s8n The fuckin "obey" like its a threat