Guru

Peculiar boast but alas

[Nat @unfortunatalie]

Can't believe they are going to make a MAN queen. This woke nonsense has gone too far.

[Guru @NathanBage]

Selling x2 early bird public transport saver tickets from Exeter for Boomtown below face value #boomtown

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Guru @NathanBage]

x1 Boomtown ticket for sale, DM me!

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

i really be using Apple Pay like it’s Apple paying for my shit

[SHANE REACTION @imshanereaction]

Cheryl Cole now has more military credentials than Prince Andrew

[Joe Gurski @j0egurski]

Rudolph when he wasn’t allowed to join in any reindeer games

[𝗣𝗲𝗿𝗿𝗶 @perrigame]

“CAN YOU DRIVE A LORRY?”

[t @semiskimmedmilf]

there’s a very specific and special place in my heart for baby gromit

[Guru @NathanBage]

@easylife thanks for the shirt back didn’t want you getting cold x

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

I don’t want to alarm anybody but a massive sheep has just completely decimated South Wales.