The Greasy Strangler

Simply because you can breathe, doesn't mean you're alive or that you really live.

[The Greasy Strangler @NathanBeck4]

@wojdespn @mrburgerboy we should visit. I don't even know what a clipper is.

[The Greasy Strangler @NathanBeck4]

I feel absurd every time I ask for a creampie at McDonald's.

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

rey mysterio trying to avoid a powerbomb:

[5hahem @shaTIRED]

i hate this world.

[Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally]

Last night a naked man beat up a Las Vegas Metro Police officer and then stole his truck (🎥 Kyle Even)

[The Greasy Strangler @NathanBeck4]

@mrburgerboy Officers love running people over with zero consequences. Simply love it.

[AshleyStevens @The_Acumen]

She really did spend her dying days holding on to power, refusing to do anything of significance to make sure generations after her could live to 90 on a habitable planet.

[Film The Police LA @FilmThePoliceLA]

Please protect them from the NYPD.

[The Greasy Strangler @NathanBeck4]

I've been saying hello to every stray cat in Spain. Buenos tardes Gato.

[hasanabi @hasanthehun]

i think in a civilized country if a cop hits your wife like that you should be able to throw hands as equals, no more badge at that point.

[Rachel Barnhart @rachbarnhart]

One yr ago today, police fired thousands of pepper balls on peaceful people protesting police brutality & injustice after the death of Daniel Prude. They unleashed a barrage of “non-lethal” weapons on citizens. RPD fired 6,000 pepper balls over 3 nights. 1
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[Genesee Brewery @GeneseeBrewery]

Honestly should've come up with this a month ago, but better late than never.

[The Greasy Strangler @NathanBeck4]

I don't get pickleball.

[The Greasy Strangler @NathanBeck4]

Lately I've had lots of thoughts of neck and hand tattoos dancing in my head.

[Haben Girma👩🏿‍🦯 @HabenGirma]

Because I'm blind, an airline is saying I have to sit alone. We booked side-by-side seats. But when they found out I'm blind, they separated us. They're claiming it's their policy 1/7 #RightsOnFlights

[please, mr. post man @AuntColony]

Jokes are a lot like dogs in that they bring immeasurable joy to people until a cop comes along and kills them for no reason

[The Greasy Strangler @NathanBeck4]

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