Nathan Bryce

Personalitologist | CEO | Author | Anecdotist | Trainer | Technophile | Conservative | INTJ | Family Man | Virtue Ethicist | Developer | Believer in Christ!

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Wow, 15 years ago today I joined Twitter. My how time flies.

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Have you ever experienced the violent quake that rattles your entire house when the bathtub's water faucet is turned on to a certain point?

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What are Preparation A thru Preparation G?

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Stress is the confusion created when your mind overrides your body's basic desire to choke the life out of someone who really deserves it.

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Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked.

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Let's make like a nut and bolt.

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I just published a new blog post: https://t.co/9D0DM2PXmf 🎉 The Four Temperaments and Their Perception of Time 😍 #thenexusquest

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What's the difference between a conservative and a liberal? Well, if you're drowning 50 feet offshore, a conservative will throw you a 25 foot rope, hold on, and tell you to swim for it. A liberal will throw you a 100 foot rope, then rush off to do more good works.

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The White House Christmas decor includes more than 30 trees and 3,405 ornaments, many of them edible. The fun part is watching the President figure out which ones.

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Sometimes I am guilty of carperpetuation, which is the act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.

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Writing tip: There is one cheap gimmick that should be avoided at all costs.............. suspense.

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Why is it that for the first time in history, one bag of groceries produces two bags of trash?

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Objectivity is in the eye of the beholder.

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Old programmers never die, they just go to bits.

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Why do they can soda at a bottling plant?

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Old cashiers never die, they just check out.

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Have you ever noticed that when you tell someone you're on your way, you're suddenly in a race against time to actually get there? It's like the clock starts ticking the moment you hit "send."

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I would enjoy the day much more if it began later.

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I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

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I don't blame Congress. If I had trillions of dollars at my disposal, I'd be irresponsible too.