Nathan Hanzel

I’ve been retweeted by Tommy Wiseau

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

Buying bath bombs at target so the moms here know I’m with it

[Kendrick Lamar @kendricklamar]

GNX
https://t.co/h9NaZaivRd

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

What you all call the "eclipse" is actually NASA changing the lightbulb on our fake "sun". Please please pleease wake up people

[NO CONTEXT anthony fantano @theneedledrop]

i need this vampire weekend album in my veins

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

Babe are you okay? You haven’t made a LinkedIn post in a while

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Housing affordability is the worst on record, per Bloomberg.

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

Me at 6 years old when I found out the Chuck E Cheese mascot is just a dude in a costume

[Lex Fridman @lexfridman]

Don't idolize anyone. We're all just flawed humans.

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Just like we drew it up.

[prezoh @prezoh]

me whispering under my breath at the airport

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

This angle is insane

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

That one friend that shows you a Tik Tok and then repeats the Tik Tok back to you word for word. Like yeah I know I JUST watched it

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With Ari Aster.

[nick v @falco]

beekeepers be like “bees are actually really friendly, they won’t hurt you!” then show up like this:

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

@theneedledrop The Long Sleep - Jenny Hval

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

@theneedledrop Are you planning on reviewing the new Youth Lagoon album??

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

Sure I could give my landlord the rent, but that just feeds his family. Why not tip a little extra and make his day? #entrepreneur #spreadpositivity

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

@Spotify is there a plan in the future to turn off the “card feed” home page and go back to the previous home page? Even if it’s just an option in the settings, any way to get rid of the tik-tok inspired home page

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

Standing by the exit door of a theater after a horror movie to make sure nobody thought I was scared

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

*guy who only listens to music via his phone talking to the dj at a party*

“Yo it’s too quiet, press it up!”

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

“I’m serious, they didn’t see the first three at all, we can TOTALLY send a fourth one!”

*high fives the other Chinese military officials

[Nathan Hanzel @NathanHanzel]

“Another day another dollar”

-the world’s slowest forger