Nathan Hollaway

Writer, editor, designer, and reader. I'm from various locations. he/him/it/that thing.

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I returned solely because people I (secretly) care about are on here and because maybe some cynicism is missing from the internet.

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@AndrewHunt311 Like the FoxNews guy? Didn’t he just retire?

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Me: I need to replace this door…
Me:*looks into buying one and comes across hidden door bookshelves*
Me: I have a new goal.

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The brief panic when your office chair suddenly drops.

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Returning from a little over a week in Ireland.

Me: Wow! Ireland was great!
🧠: 💀 Why am I back? Everything is meaningless etc.
Me: What the? But we had a break!
Medical Journals: It can take three months to three years to recover from burnout.
Me: Oh.

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I also had a discussion with people in more affluent areas of Baltimore and have found their experiences differ greatly. Usually, BGE finishes earlier than the ETR they give to their “customers” in these areas. I’m not surprised.

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BGE cut my power off at around 10AM, effecting well over 350 people. Then they took crews off it at around 10:30-11AM. The ETR (estimated time of restoration) was 2PM. The crews never came back. Now there’s no ETR. Makes it hard to work remotely. Nothing new…

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The only downsides to time travel are jet lag and leg room.

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Realized recently, I think I’ve only ever gotten physical illnesses from children never adults.

Now, the mental kind, on the other hand, yeah, got a lot of that from adults. Oh, and trauma. Adults gave me a lot of trauma. Good times.

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Just driving for groceries, I managed to avoid four different accidents with people abruptly changing lanes and used my horn for at least one minute. Also was yelled at by a cop who didn’t know how cameras work on cars. Baltimore…

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Do not be surprised by extreme weather in your area. This is the new normal. The worst is now what you should expect.

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When’s the last time you woke up feeling fully rested and refreshed? Been a while for me. I can’t remember.

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📱: *goes off*
Me: Oh! 😃 Someone’s texting me!
📱: Your automatic payment has gone through.
Me: Oh. 😕

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Me: I’m not asleep but when do I get to wake up?
🧠: Wake what?
Me:😐

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Understanding implied meanings in things like phrases has always been a struggle for me, but I’m proud, in a twisted way, to be able to tell people stuff like, ”It’s going” or “It’s all right/fine” and not feel like I’m completely lying.

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Since the ice sheets have melted and it’s looking like the AMOC is set to collapse, who’s excited for the even more extreme weather and uninhabitable zones that’s coming?!

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We’ve known/had some inkling about climate change since 1896.

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I get that the government is using aliens being real as misdirection for stuff like the Earth preventably becoming uninhabitable due to climate change but it’s still neat-o! Right guys?!

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The benefit of the high heat and humidity right now is that it drains the life out of me so much that I’ve been sleeping better.

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Remembering something I was supposed to do while I’m doing something is one of my top ways to forget what I was doing.