So I’m at the airport and they confiscated my bag and told me to come with them. They start asking my questions such as why are your shoes metal and I replied they are my tap shoes and we all broke out laughing because they thought I had weapons in my shoes!
It’s a Freaky Friday because we are opening freaky Friday!!⏳
So lucky to work with these incredible and TALENTED humans. Not only are the amazing on stage, but every one has been a blessing off stage as well. Thank you all for being magnificent!
📸: @SavAPatterson
Sometimes when I watch tv I think that person is the “bad boy” and went to jail like their character but then I remember that they are just a 15y/o who has to do Algebra hw after the scene.
Thomas and I are having a splits competition for chipotle, posting it for accountability. Winner will have a photo doing the splits with chipotle in hand.
I know that I am very inconsistent with uploads, and that my channel is all over the place rn but thank you so fucking much for 600k, I have done alot to this channel some good some bad and yall kept joining the sloth gang so thank you. Yall changed my life, I love you all!!!!!!
*walking past the bra section at target*
3yo: “daddy what are those”
Dad: “those are umm I think that’s the girls section”
*Dad looks at me with the fear of God in his eyes and just nods hesitantly*