Nathaniel

thick-tufted boy genius who ice skates through life on polished blades of snarky eloquence

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

"You should pin a tweet." –Duncan Boone

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

You got to fill the big empty with little songs

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

Just realized bison calves are born red because most predators are red green colorblind so they just blend in with the grass 🤯 natural selection hard at work

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

Diana was the original passenger princess

[Washington State Dept. of Natural Resources @waDNR]

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

This is why we never ever disclose the locations of our sacred white animals.

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

Just found out I’ll be spending the entire summer working on a ranch in the middle of alaska so, ya know, that’s pretty sick

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

Don't pet the fluffy cows. 🦬

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

A crime against the earth itself

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The American bison's near-extinction was deliberately planned by the US Army to starve Native Americans into submission

Colonels instructed hunters to "Kill every buffalo you can! Every buffalo dead is an Indian gone"

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

The peeing is fast, Oscar. It’s getting my tie back on

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

The Snow Moon tonight, captured just a moment ago. I created this composite image by stopping down a telescope to have a much greater depth-of field and laid in the rocks under a tree to get the perfect amount of moonlight reflected of the branches.

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

Another bad day on the ranch 😔

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

Ladies and gentlemen, we got him.

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

Every lunar eclipse I’ve had the opportunity to see since I was 10 years old has been blocked by clouds ���‍🌫️

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

Nothing pairs with alcohol like dehydration

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

With everything going on in this country right now, I’m glad we can all at least agree on Stranger Things

[Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation @OKWildlifeDept]

Listen,

bear spray
DOES NOT
work like bug spray.

We would like to not have to say that again.

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

I was just stuck in a small room in our basement with my great aunt during a tornado warning. She said “ya know it’s funny how now that they’ve been talking about all this climate change nonsense, all this crazy weather keeps happening.” Now say that again but more slowly DARLENE

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

“Did you know that B stands for Boone but also for Butthole?” @kayydubzz can’t wait for you to share our name!(:

[⭐️IT GIRL⭐️ @aliyahInterlude]

at a certain age having a twin is childish asf, like you’re 26 be fr

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

My aunt and uncle lost their 5th bison today. They are some of the toughest people I know, I don’t know how they do it.

[Nathaniel @NathanielBoone]

My mom getting emailed dumb videos by her dad is the Boomer equivalent of getting sent tiktoks