Nthn Jns

One of New Birds - electronic post punk indie thing.

[Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz]

It makes me laugh when journalists call Trump ‘Sir’ or ‘Mr President’. It’s almost like addressing a toilet full of diarrhoea as ‘Your Highness’

[Peter Serafinowicz @serafinowicz]

Wow, @realDonaldTrump! What other President has sat in the Oval Office shitting himself, surrounded by sycophants pretending they can’t smell it, who all know you’re a pedophile rapist? You imbecilic, apostrophe-dicked tumour. You make me ashamed to be human. God bless America!

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

Dark Brandon Trolls Again! 😎

[Nthn Jns @Nathanjone5]

@sad13 @radhostweets2u @waterfromyreyes This was one of my favourite regular sad13 tweets.

[Nthn Jns @Nathanjone5]

@ffarff That last one! Nope.

[Raymz @nraymz]

any of you speak German who can translate this for me

[Nthn Jns @Nathanjone5]

@ryuichisakamoto Goodbye, birthday twin. X

[Mark Hamill @MarkHamill]

With my luck, I'd get Oscar tickets, then be seated directly behind the woman wearing that gigantic white veil.

[Kamala Harris @KamalaHarris]

It’s time.

[Nthn Jns @Nathanjone5]

@Hannah_thestar That is lovely, but it also reminds me a bit of scary episodes where everyone’s left the ship and there might be spooky, invisible ghostie aliens.

[Nthn Jns @Nathanjone5]

@Hannah_thestar

[Nthn Jns @Nathanjone5]

@Ozphoria @SmashingPumpkin

[Nthn Jns @Nathanjone5]

@ffarff Yum! Love black pudding.

[Nthn Jns @Nathanjone5]

@ffarff Stupid hungry creatures and stupid irrestible blood.

[Nthn Jns @Nathanjone5]

@ffarff Does aeroguard work for you?

[Vic and Bob @IsItTrue_false]

This fills me with joy

[Derec Thompson @DerecThompson]

The Irish word for pound is púnt and this is why you should have some diversity in your marketing teams.

[Giles Martin @mashupmartin]

This is good to watch if anyone is feeling stressed…