Nathan Kabanuck

Attorney. Every saint has a past, every sinner has a future. IG: nkabanuck

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

Well that took about 6 hours. DC mayor calling for DC statehood. There’ll be some reason for Puerto Rico statehood next as well as court packing. Don’t let a good crisis go to waste right?

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

With control of the Senate in the balance in the Georgia run-offs, wouldn’t now be a good time for Biden to finally answer if he plans to pack the SCOTUS? Why has no reporter asked him this since the presidential election?

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

Ladies and Gents, you’re watching a presidential election be stolen. Democrats want it to come down to PA because it’s votes are most easily manipulated. This is why GA, WI, MI and NC haven’t been called. These states would give Trump the election, but the MSM won’t call em

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

Our country is incredibly divided. Will someone please put @johncusack in a movie so we can all come together again?

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

If your ad interrupts my Pandora playlist, you’ve just guaranteed I will never buy your product. Unless it’s @adamandeve ... you get a pass.

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

Drinking my coffee at @Starbucks, one barista to another. “So what’s this trouble you had this morning?” “Well we came in to find out someone came in last night and urinated on all the sugar” WTF?! 🤢🤮

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

In 2017: Key Lime, Waffles & Syrup, Pumpkin Spice, Candy Corn, PB&J, "Mystery", Cookie Butter, Jelly Donut, Peeps; actual flavors... @Oreo what the hell are you doing?

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

May God bless our veterans, today and everyday. Thank you to all who have and do serve this nation of ours. Happy Veteran's Day

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

Just got Lasik eye surgery yesterday. Back in my apt I've realized...my neighbors have definitely been watchin me havin sex the last 2 years

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

Fellas, she got your text. If she hasn't texted back, she either doesn't want to, or she's preoccupied texting someone else. Stop it.

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

I never loved you. I loved who I thought you were. But that's not who you are. Therefore, I never loved you. Don't get it confused.

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

Moving in with someone brings up a lot of tough questions. Like, who's Safeway club card do you use when grocery shopping? No thanks.

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

Stop by Bevmo to just get some beer and a bottle of wine. Kid behind the counter asks, "No bourbon today? Are you okay?" Come here too often

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

I'm blessed in many ways and thank God for all I've been given and also for having the ability to work for the things I haven't been given

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

After 35 years of life I'm ready to write my autobiography. It's going to be called: "Well, That Was A Bad Idea, the Nate Kabanuck Story"

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

Well now we're askin' questions that can't be answered my dear 😜😜 Maybe, cause I'd rather stay home on Friday night and make cookies? https://t.co/f6iSaU8KBq

[tiffany 🌻💛 @Tangel_RN]

@NathanKabanuck but the real question is, why are you still a bachelor? 🤔

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

8:45pm on a Friday night, I'm wrestling with whether I wanna make chocolate chip cookies or fudge brownie cookies.... bachelor life be crae

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

One day, U realize U cant recall the last time you thought about a person, when at one point in time, that person was all you thought about

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

"I know the man I am is the man I should be, but the devil takes my hand & says 'come be with me.'The things that kill me come so naturally"

[Nathan Kabanuck @NathanKabanuck]

Only the truest of God's tests reveal what a man is Truely made of.