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Can I pet your dog?

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@kimikaiser Yeah there’s technically poop stuck in there!

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@kimikaiser What are they serving up there, Alfredo?

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@kimikaiser You don’t truly claim your seat until you fart in it

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@kimikaiser The depression doesn’t do enough to terrorize my sleep so this is great

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I just bought a frickin house, guys. Stop buying those avocados and you can too.

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Automatic swipe right on people you know just to make it awkward.

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@kimikaiser If porn has taught us anything about healthy relationships it’s that this approach works 100% of the time.

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@kimikaiser @NickolasLentz @KristinaKaramo Jk she couldn’t even save her own ass. Byeeeeee

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@kimikaiser @NickolasLentz @KristinaKaramo will save us

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@kimikaiser You’re just shrinking. You need chewy sweetarts to grow big and strong.

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@xoJanelleyBean

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@kimikaiser What would TSA do with this Kim?

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Losers win!!!!

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@kimikaiser Hit them with the “you up?” text at 3am then drop the links.

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Season 2 of True Detective really killed the hype of the show…at least Season 3 was pretty solid. High expectations for season 4.

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@elonmusk You’re a fucking idiot

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Twitter sux

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@NickolasLentz Wanna split it?

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This app sucks now but here’s my new buddy

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My TL is full of angry Oregon st fans, porn bots, weird alt right political nut jobs, and like 2 accounts I actually want to see. This app is straight doodoo now. @elonmusk eat my farts